Cardinal Fang
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So every morning when I get to my office I have my morning ritual of checking mail. As always I check my SPAM filter to see if any important emails have become entangled in our filter that sometimes better resembles a trolling net meant to snag everything. I have one client in particular who's emails always go to the SPAM filter. I find it funny and it gives me pleasure to know he's upset by it. I've often commented to him how stupid computers can be and that he should not worry. I will always answer his emails just not in the promptness he might expect. I really don't have the heart or desire to tell him I placed his email on the SPAM list because he's an obtuse micro managing moron who never pays his bills on time and whos talents are better suited to trying to come up with a more efficient shape for the wheel. But I digress....
So ya....SPAM mail. I have a dark secret. I love SPAM mail. I like going through and seeing if I can spot anything original that catches my fancy or gives me a tingle in my nether-ye-ya. So this morning I've found this one and I must say I got wood! Just listen to the sultry accent.
"Hello my name is Julia I am from small city in the center of Russia.
I am 24 years old.I am very friendly and romantic person.
I saw your structure and have decided to do record in you as I search for the friend on the Internet!
I want to have serious relationship and it true.My dream is search for the man which will appreciate me and to respect.
I like to get acquainted with unknown people. I am a optimistic girl with sense of humor, who is looking for her soulmate...
Sometimes I go to the disco with my friends. I like to spend my free time on the nature.
There are a real beautiful places near my town! Al my life I like sport.
When I was young I was engaged in gymnastics and now I am engaged in aerobics.
Al my friend say that i cherful and sociable.
I hope soon to see your message in my box."
Ya I'll show you what I'm going to put in your inbox. Ignoring the serious errors in spelling does anyone else have a strange feeling their is a guy on the other end of this email?
So ya....SPAM mail. I have a dark secret. I love SPAM mail. I like going through and seeing if I can spot anything original that catches my fancy or gives me a tingle in my nether-ye-ya. So this morning I've found this one and I must say I got wood! Just listen to the sultry accent.
"Hello my name is Julia I am from small city in the center of Russia.
I am 24 years old.I am very friendly and romantic person.
I saw your structure and have decided to do record in you as I search for the friend on the Internet!
I want to have serious relationship and it true.My dream is search for the man which will appreciate me and to respect.
I like to get acquainted with unknown people. I am a optimistic girl with sense of humor, who is looking for her soulmate...
Sometimes I go to the disco with my friends. I like to spend my free time on the nature.
There are a real beautiful places near my town! Al my life I like sport.
When I was young I was engaged in gymnastics and now I am engaged in aerobics.
Al my friend say that i cherful and sociable.
I hope soon to see your message in my box."
Ya I'll show you what I'm going to put in your inbox. Ignoring the serious errors in spelling does anyone else have a strange feeling their is a guy on the other end of this email?
EACE:
