Speedos and Shorts

[-b]

When you guys wear a speedo do you some times fall out....like you Balls?

A story: My ex changed into these very short shorts.....
Well my son called them the gay shorts, I always ask why?
We go to Home Depot and some other places...
We came home to do so work on our yard...There I was sitting watching him
do something then it hit me......

OMG, No....OMG Now I know why my son said it is his gay shorts...
His Balls were hanging out on each side......I watched a while then
I had to tell him....I would have thought you guys would realize
if your Balls were hanging out.......:rofl!:

 

[Cash & Carry]

Guido can answer that one :biggrin:

 

[a 1 player]

The only time a Speedo is appropriate attire on a man is in the olympics.

Period.

 

[McGuinty]

How to Increase Your Bulge in a Speedo :music: :tease:

https://www.ehow.com/how_5366481_increase-bulge-speedo.html



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[Dan]

The only time a Speedo is appropriate attire on a man is in the olympics.

Period.

I think there is a member here who will vehemently disagree with you!

Don't tell him I said so but I agree with you!!

 

[Guido]

The only time a Speedo is appropriate attire on a man is in the olympics.

Period.

We are about the same size, I'm about 240lbs. right now. It's time I show you what a speedo can do for you A1. I am formally inviting you to take a walk through Yorkdale this week side by side wearing just a speedo. The ladies I guarantee you will all be stalking us as we strut through the mall. Please don't wear a necklace, that's my trademark!

No Bliss, my balls stay nice and wrapped up. It's all about buying the correct size. I learned how to properly wear my trunks from Dad.

Here's dear old Dad this past summer.

 

[Macho Man]

We are about the same size, I'm about 240lbs. right now. It's time I show you what a speedo can do for you A1. I am formally inviting you to take a walk through Yorkdale this week side by side wearing just a speedo. The ladies I guarantee you will all be stalking us as we strut through the mall. Please don't wear a necklace, that's my trademark!

No Bliss, my balls stay nice and wrapped up. It's all about buying the correct size. I learned how to properly wear my trunks from Dad.

Here's dear old Dad this past summer.

Mods this picture should be deleted.

 

[a 1 player]

We are about the same size, I'm about 240lbs. right now. It's time I show you what a speedo can do for you A1. I am formally inviting you to take a walk through Yorkdale this week side by side wearing just a speedo. The ladies I guarantee you will all be stalking us as we strut through the mall. Please don't wear a necklace, that's my trademark!

No Bliss, my balls stay nice and wrapped up. It's all about buying the correct size. I learned how to properly wear my trunks from Dad.

Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll stick to my mankini... More flattering.

 

[Prick]

Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll stick to my mankini... More flattering.

:rofl1:

 

[Guido]

Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll stick to my mankini... More flattering.

Really? NO, come on! You're kidding right?

 

[peace]

Guido...which one is you? Uhmmm you can't be there. You wear a necklace and your chest is more hairy. Did you sleep with these men? :biggrin:

 

[a 1 player]

Told ya I look good in one.

 

[-b]

Guido, :slap:, those are not speedos and those guys should use No No it helps remove
hair from the body......:rofl1:

 

[Guido]

Guido, :slap:, those are not speedos and those guys should use No No it helps remove
hair from the body......:rofl1:

No they are not speedos, those are mankini's which A1 proudly wears. I wouldn't be caught dead in a mankini, it's just not cool, speedos only for me!

Peace put your tongue back in your mouth, those men were not for you! I could tell you were getting ready for the big hug!!!! Perv!!!!

 

[Cycleguy007]

Nothing wrong with spandex! :biggrin: (under certain situations of course...) Hee hee... (and with sincere apologies to that Italian stallion I know) but Speedos in public are just WRONG!

 

[Transient]

You indecent trollops!
If you are going to the beach, take my advice, wear something conservative and ladies will gather about you.



(the horizontal stripes contribute to the illusion of increased girth)

 

[jumpingjackflash]

I can't wear spandex, my package is to prominent and the ladies will not leave me alone! :biggrin:

 

[Guido]

. (and with sincere apologies to that Italian stallion I know) but Speedos in public are just WRONG!

How about if I cycle across Canada in my speedos, is that acceptable, would you join me? In the summer only, I don't look good covered in goose bumps, brrrrrrr!

 

[peace]

crossing swords with him? Please clarify.

 

[-b]

No they are not speedos, those are mankini's which A1 proudly wears. I wouldn't be caught dead in a mankini, it's just not cool, speedos only for me!

Guido, you wear your mankini ,I mean your speedo, in this weather.
Your nuts must be freezing.....:rofl!: