SPRING has Sprung

[Sophia Sinclair]

Happy 1st Day of Spring Everyone!

 

[oldguyzer]

At 7:02AM EDT!

 

[-b]

Reminds me of my Grandmother...

 

[Madman]

It sure doesn't feel like spring. My mad jewels were freezing when I stepped out my front door this morning.

 

[oldguyzer]

Spring sprung a leak, obviously.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Too Farking Cold!

 

[RAWD]

About freaking time.

Too many peeps are getting cabin fever.

Two shootings and three stabbings last night? Y'all need to get laid.

 

[Art Mann]

Time to put the cold weather behind us . . .






And look forward to what's about to blossom

 

[oldguyzer]

Nice petals!

 

[Wanker]

It's cold.

 

[George Costanza]

Time to put the cold weather behind us . . .






And look forward to what's about to blossom

Nice hair.

 

[Boing]

About freaking time.

Too many peeps are getting cabin fever.

Two shootings and three stabbings last night? Y'all need to get laid.

Two of them were cabbies.

 

[TINY]

Happy 1st Day of Spring Everyone!

Kid's jokes about Spring stuff.

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee (B) comes after it!
Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!
Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may!
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During APE-ril showers
Q: When do you jump on a trampoline?
A: SPRING-time!
Q: Do you know all about April 1st?
A: Yes, I’m fool-y aware of it!
Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
A: It needed tweetment!
Q: What is the cleanest part of a stadium?
A: The bleachers!
Q: Why did the M&M go to school?
A: He wanted to be a Smartie!
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: Because they just finished a long 31-day March!

 

[God]

 

[Anto]

I had to shovel snow last night.

 

[-b]

Last year it was 23 C.....

 

[oldguyzer]

Last year it was 23 C.....

Nope, it was 2012. 21 Century

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Bring me the head of Wiarton Willie!

 

[Art Mann]

You're welcome to the rest of his body too.

 

[oldguyzer]

Flattened by a drunk last night on the highway. As long as you like groundhog waffles, you're good. :SayWhat?: