SP's with bad hygiene

[jumpingjackflash]

I know from time to time as with most hobbiest we come across a lady that isn't to fresh for lack of a better word. Some of the things I have come across, luckily not to often are dirty feet, fishy smell, smokers breath, etc...

One time I caught it as soon as I stepped in and was able to walk away, but the fishy smell one is tricky because once you smell the lake trout you are already naked and committed.

How as a pooner do you handle these situations? I would love to hear from the veterans who seem to knock off sessions as if they are eating chips and must run into this scenario more often than myself.

 

[jiggyjiggy]

Here's what I do JJF, works great. Sorry about the hat, I am having a bad hair day!

 

[Jawbone]

There is no excuse for an SP not showering in between clients. If there is a smell at any point in the session it's my cue to walk out.

 

[Beenthere123]

Dude,

"Fishy" smell does not necessarily reflect hygeine . It can vary throughout the month and is the natural scent of a woman. It also varies from woman to woman. It can sometimes be more evident as a woman gets aroused, which is never a bad thing. Point is...the scent may or may not be agreeable to you, but it does not generally imply a lack of cleanliness. I kinda like it ( in moderation )

Smokers breath..not my favourite thing, but I can work around it. I know it's a deal breaker for some.

I was once with an SP who had really dirty feet, and I must say, it just wasn't happening for me. I'd take scent and smoke over that any day

Can also mean time of the month is coming.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Smell is smell, if I went to see an SP and had lunch loaded with garlic would it be an excuse to have bad breath?

" I'm sorry hun, but the garlic is over powering the dentyne I was chewing on the way up to see you."

No way, doesn't cut it. I go in squeaky clean and odor free I expect the same.