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Strip Club Date w/ Anna Ex, Charlotte King, Nadia Zanaughti, Ryan Lagosee, Arden Wu!

texasjoe

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Well this was an amazing night. I am sure from the list of names already you must be curious.


So to address Social Dates (a relatively new service option for me). Do them! They are a win win truly. Who doesn't want to be mind fucked a little before engaging in the skin to skin variety?


The wonderful attendees.... Anna is an absolutely adorable gem. Social butterfly with a limited filter who you can't help but smile with and stare longingly at. Charlotte is sweet. Yes, that is correct, the spiked-boot-ball-crusher may not appreciate me fucking with her brand, but she is sweet and caring, but also a demon who may be using these as tools to eventually suck the soul from my body. Either way, I must admit an infatuation with the sexy party planner and it was her recent injury that was the impetus for this night out. Nadia Zanaughti,

The Rubber Rag Doll, now biker chick, is a cool and mysterious one. There is something about that deviant mind, you'll want to peel back each layer, who knows what you will expose? Ryan Lagosee is a stunning artist and model who the ladies were excited to have join the party. Ryan is so easy to talk to, irresistibly charming and compliments all of the sexiness with a great sense of humor.

Arden was a late addition to the party and I'm happy she joined. Arden is hip. We've chatted online about music, festivals and other sexy topics, particularly what are the best strip clubs in Toronto. This is where the story begins....

There are a few places in Toronto you can go with a companion and be completely comfortable. I would say Oasis and a Strip Club are tops on that list for me. We decided to choose one Strip Club (can't call them Gentlemen's Clubs) particular because of it's laid back vibe, mix of gorgeous women and friendly setup for a small party. Charlotte, my co-conspirator, and Nadia hosted the ladies to start the night and after a few drinks, some easy conversation and laughs, we were ready to do some damage at the club. We rolled in and the manager had a space for us reserved by the stage.

This was great for views of the dancers and easy stage access. With one simple demonstration by myself on how to appropriately stage dive... the ladies soon took over. Turn after turn, again and again, one of Toronto's finest slid across that stage and found themselves intertwined with a hot semi-or-fully nude dancer. Of course, the dancers take more liberties and time with a sexy young lady and I think a few lustful connections were made. Once a lady from our group developed an attraction for a dancer she was encouraged to make contact and take a turn in the VIP. Believe it or not this was the first time, not only getting VIP dances, but also in a strip club for some of our ladies.

I was blessed to join two of them in the VIP. Anna fell for the first girl she tipped on stage (classic rookie move haha). Really she made a wonderful choice because the VIP was a lot of fun. Ryan and myself had our eyes on the same gorgeous dancer. Even with warnings from others that the dancer might be a little difficult, we couldn't help ourselves.

Hot is hot, and with Ryan's charms and my dollars I figured we would have a great experience. Of course we did! Do you really think we wouldn't? A lesson to any gentleman out there.... Bringing an attractive female (perfect example: Twitter ) with you to a strip club guarantees a great time. If it was just me one-on-one I could share more details, but this is not just my story to tell.

Going back and forth from the booth we accumulated quite a few visitors. We had an insanely sexy group and the dancers wanted to hang. Charlotte and Nadia, I believe took one lady up together (its what best friends do). This dancer was a Goddess, Charlotte's words. I can't argue with her on that. More drinks, more stage slides, more pretty naked dancers on our laps.... but most importantly, poutine and chicken wings.

Yes, it was an out of body experience. There was "teenage Max" applauding, looking down on me eating chicken wings, sexy strippers getting naked inches from my booth, with one sitting on my lap, all while surrounded by Toronto's finest companions. I'm spoiled.

The night ended infamously, but I'll save that for my review of the club in the boards SC section. Overall, I think everyone had a great night. I don't think I can do a Strip Club night with just the dudes anymore. These women were exceptional partners in crime and if there are take-aways for the readers today it is this.... copy me! Do what I did.

I hold no grudges to anyone who wants to recreate this experience or more like it. These are hot dates! Yes, you could do that gala event and these ladies would make stimulating conversationalists and most importantly make your coworkers jealous. But really, doesn't stage side chicken wings and beer while sliding $ down thongs sound like more fun? Social dates are where it's at!


(First question is usually, how much was it bro? Simple answer, contact the ladies individually for their rates. Charlotte was a great point person for me and has experience organizing sexy parties, so you could start there.)

Thank you so damn much to these wonderful women! It really was an unforgettable night, with a lot of first and a lot of fun.

Anna Extraordinary (@ladyannaex) on Twitter
Miss Charlotte King (@xoxHarlot) on Twitter
Nadia Zanaughti (@rubberragdoll) on Twitter
💋Ryan💋 (@ryanlagosee) on Twitter
https://twitter.com/datearden


Cheers!
 
No one can beat that.

Sure, someone can beat it. Fuck, I hope someone does. Take the crown!

I raise my glass of Burgundy to thank you for the report.

Cheers!

Always the gentlemen, Joe.

Being a gentlemen has always put me in better position than the $ ever has. Hope that inspires a few. You get what you give.

Sounds like an epically memorable night out!

It was legen--wait for it--dary! (...thats for Ryan). One of the best nights I've ever had. Amazing company!
 
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