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Stupid things you've done when you were young.

Shallow

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This one I would never do. Birds were not harmed but it does take kids with a mean streak to do it.

 
Those brats deserve to be rounded up and put in a confined area where seagulls on laxatives can shit all over them.
 
I have done some crazy stuff but not once have I harmed an animal or human being.
 
I've done some dumb stuff back in the day.

I took my kid to the zoo yesterday and got into an awesome waterfight at the splash pad. I got a little carried away (hey, I couldn't see with the bigger kids ganging up on me and spraying me simultaneously) and soaked a grumpy MILF wearing street clothes.

I'll probably never grow up.
 
hmmmmHmmmmmm...walking into the wrong house (attending a party) at 1 am. I got mixed up with the numbers and both hhomes were unlocked and had lights everywhere. I chose the wrong house (didnt have a pager nor phone) Unfortunately, I scared a mother and her daughter and left immediately. Glad they didnt have a gun.
 
I once slept with my third cousin. Am I going to hell :unknw:
 
Drunk Driving of all forms (Car, truck, Motorcycle, Snowmobile)

"Borrowed" heavy equipment while intoxicated (Mostly stoned)

Got drunk a lot, got stoned a lot, lots and lots of unprotected sex (Pre-aids thank god)

Never got caught at any of the above and only ONCE caught the clap.

I've lived a charmed life.
 
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