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MUSE Tatiana @ Muse - The good, the bad and the ugly

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Based on Muckin's and Guido's recommendation, I recently visited Muse to be rubbed and tugged by Tatiana. Here is my review:

The Good


Muse:

Spa Rooms: 8 - Clean, big and modern
Booking: 9

Tatiana:

Body: 7.5 to 9 - Big fake boobs on small frame. Fit and toned. Good curves. Cute ass. Some may deduct some points for manmade cans and that she is only 5 feet 2 inches (perhaps slightly shorter).

Face - GND+, cute and attractive. Perhaps my expectations where too high but I did not find her drop dead gorgeous

Service - 9 - Very sensual and easy going. Passionate. Good actress - I felt like I was with my girlfriend. Do not expect extras or services similar to the former Ayla, etc. -

Hygiene - 9

Tats - One typical tramp stamp.

The Bad:

I booked her and paid $180 for 45 minutes. From the time that she came in the room until the time that I left the room was 28 minutes. To get to the first shot on goal was about 20 minutes and I really did enjoy my brief time with her - it was one of the top 5 experiences I had at a MP (I have had over 50 MPA sessions in the last three years). However I would expect at Muse's prices (higher than the high end Brampton spas for 40 minutes and $20 cheaper than Dreamakers SP 45 minute experience) that you would at least get two shots on goal (with 25 minutes left) or at least a massage (for the remainder of the session) after a SOG if paying for the 45 minute session.

She got into the shower after my first shot and from her comment when she got out and the fact that she started to get dressed, I assumed that the session was likely over. I could have told her that there was 20 minutes still left, however, I felt that the mood was lost. I like it when an MPA acts like she actually wants to be there for the time paid and I felt like the mood was killed after the SOG. I just got into the shower. Said thank you and gave her a kiss good-bye (note that she did pull me in for brief lfk).

Perhaps she only thought I was there for 30 minutes and nobody told her I paid for 45 minutes. The entire donation is paid to the receptionist before the session.



The Ugly:

Fucking Guido - I saw his used white speedos under the massage table:


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Oh my!! Just spoke to Tatiana, it seems there was a misunderstanding on time!! Little Stick, check your PM's, we will make this right ASAP!! My apologies for the total mix up on our end. Eeek!
 
Oh my!! Just spoke to Tatiana, it seems there was a misunderstanding on time!! Little Stick, check your PM's, we will make this right ASAP!! My apologies for the total mix up on our end. Eeek!

Thank you for the offer. That was very professional of you and Tatiana.

Excellent customer service.
 
Based on Muckin's and Guido's recommendation, I recently visited Muse to be rubbed and tugged by Tatiana. Here is my review:

The Good


Muse:

Spa Rooms: 8 - Clean, big and modern
Booking: 9

Tatiana:

Body: 7.5 to 9 - Big fake boobs on small frame. Fit and toned. Good curves. Cute ass. Some may deduct some points for manmade cans and that she is only 5 feet 2 inches (perhaps slightly shorter).

Face - GND+, cute and attractive. Perhaps my expectations where too high but I did not find her drop dead gorgeous

Service - 9 - Very sensual and easy going. Passionate. Good actress - I felt like I was with my girlfriend. Do not expect extras or services similar to the former Ayla, etc. -

Hygiene - 9

Tats - One typical tramp stamp.

The Bad:

I booked her and paid $180 for 45 minutes. From the time that she came in the room until the time that I left the room was 28 minutes. To get to the first shot on goal was about 20 minutes and I really did enjoy my brief time with her - it was one of the top 5 experiences I had at a MP (I have had over 50 MPA sessions in the last three years). However I would expect at Muse's prices (higher than the high end Brampton spas for 40 minutes and $20 cheaper than Dreamakers SP 45 minute experience) that you would at least get two shots on goal (with 25 minutes left) or at least a massage (for the remainder of the session) after a SOG if paying for the 45 minute session.

She got into the shower after my first shot and from her comment when she got out and the fact that she started to get dressed, I assumed that the session was likely over. I could have told her that there was 20 minutes still left, however, I felt that the mood was lost. I like it when an MPA acts like she actually wants to be there for the time paid and I felt like the mood was killed after the SOG. I just got into the shower. Said thank you and gave her a kiss good-bye (note that she did pull me in for brief lfk).

Perhaps she only thought I was there for 30 minutes and nobody told her I paid for 45 minutes. The entire donation is paid to the receptionist before the session.



The Ugly:

Fucking Guido - I saw his used white speedos under the massage table:

Nice review LS. Although Guido's skid marks on his used white speedos grossed me out a bit. :don'twantto-see:/:don'twantto-see:/
 
Oh my!! Just spoke to Tatiana, it seems there was a misunderstanding on time!! Little Stick, check your PM's, we will make this right ASAP!! My apologies for the total mix up on our end. Eeek!

Great customer service. :good:
 
Mistakes happen, good on mews and Tatiana for clearing it up as well as making it up to you. Everyone has different tastes and ranks girls accordingly, sometimes the client and the mpa click sometimes they dont, just like an sp. Sounds like your actual session was enjoyable, just an unfortunate mix up. As for extras, look elsewhere, muse frowns upon it I dont even ask, thats what makes it a nice place to get a hot girl for a relaxing rub and tug. When I want to bang, theres plenty of options.
 
Oh my!! Just spoke to Tatiana, it seems there was a misunderstanding on time!! Little Stick, check your PM's, we will make this right ASAP!! My apologies for the total mix up on our end. Eeek!

Good PR call.
 
I am impressed with Muse and Tatiana at the quick way they handled a mix up. Well done and excellent review LS.

Guido, for Christ's Sake change your underwear now and then!
 
Classy move by Muse. They are well run - except those god darned raggedy towels that are the size of a large face cloth.
 
Classy move by Muse. They are well run - except those god darned raggedy towels that are the size of a large face cloth.

Oh no, when was this? We get new 72" towels every 3 months or so. Perhaps we should increase that. Inbox me GEB. Thx!

Love,
Emily
 
Emily, can you please tell LittleStick those were NOT my speedos. I only wear green white and red, those must be Muckin's shorts he left behind!
 
Uhhhhh... U are wearing black ones in your pic. That is you, right? (you would not put up a false picture - your an honest guy).
 
Oh no, when was this? We get new 72" towels every 3 months or so. Perhaps we should increase that. Inbox me GEB. Thx!

Love,
Emily
Most recently about a month ago. The edges were all frayed and it was shrunken by at least 1/3 of its size. I think it's a combination of a) not ordering new towels frequently enough and b) it seeing the washer/dryer on a daily basis for 3 months. Tells us Muse has been doing a brisk business :)
 
Most recently about a month ago. The edges were all frayed and it was shrunken by at least 1/3 of its size. I think it's a combination of a) not ordering new towels frequently enough and b) it seeing the washer/dryer on a daily basis for 3 months. Tells us Muse has been doing a brisk business :)

Noted!! We'll increase our frequency of replacing towels. FYI, we replaced our towels for new ones the day after your post. Thanks for bringing this to our attention. Xoxo
 
I finally got a chance to visit the popular Tatiana and DAMN what a body and a very fun session.

If you're into Lantina's with a naughty smile you can't go wrong with Tatiana and thankfully Guido's dirty thongs were no where in sight!
 
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