I'm in the process of having more than 26 billion brown freckles tattoo'ed all over my body.
When I'm done, I will have formally 'transitioned' from caucasoid to negroid and will immediately be applying for Pakistani citizenship where I will petition their government for full recognition and equal rights based on my new-found 'trans-racial' status.
Following that, I will insert myself into a tragic motor vehicle catastrophe involving a scooter, a goat, and a blind retarded midget, largely to draw attention to myself, create some marketing buzz, and cultivate some sympathetic momentum for my cause among the global population of politically correct sheep.
Ultimately, I will tour the world with Caitlyn Jenner as co-advocate for equal rights, tolerance, and acceptance for all 'trans-racial individuals', stopping only to film and promote my new reality show, tentatively titled: 'I am Brown, Feel my Hue.'
Tattoos are the key to my success!