Telephone solicitors!

[Cycleguy007]

So the dude with a real thick indian accent calls me:

"May speak with Mr. Cycleguy?" (Pronouncing my name incorrectly...)
So I correct his pronunciation and he says
"This is Mike (ya right!) calling from such and such duct cleaning services"
I roll my eye's thinking WTF good is it to be ON a do not call list, if I'm still getting these BS calls!!! :grrrrrr:
So he goes into a shpeal and I interrupt him saying"
"Thank you, but I don't need my dick sucked! My wife and her girlfriends do a very nice job of that thank you very much!" :great:

Complete silence at the other end of the phone... I hang up...

I wonder how the rest of his night is going!

 

[Art Mann]

I wonder how the rest of his night is going!

Ten bucks says he's still on the phone trying to find somebody else to suck into duct cleaning ... or clean up on dick sucking or . . .

 

[Bubba]

Ten bucks says he's still on the phone trying to find somebody else to suck into duct cleaning ... or clean up on dick sucking or . . .

CG, did you really say that :shock:

 

[connoisseur]

Yes, but is it the truth?

Yes, but is it the truth?

Always tell the truth on the phone! What if he asked for a photo?

 

[HOF]

I always get a laugh when someone calls offering sales on doors/windows. My reply is that the house came with doors and windows. Always throws them off.

Those calls with some young woman asking if I have anything to donate to charity. I always say 10cc of Canada's finest spermola.

When a dickhead calls, I blow my fox40 whistle in their ears! Bastids!

 

[Cycleguy007]

CG, did you really say that :shock:

Yes... I really said that, and Mrs. CG was standing right there! LOL!

Always tell the truth on the phone! What if he asked for a photo?

Hard to send a pic over a conventional phone... :???:

 

[Esco!]

Just start blaring loud AC/DC music into the phone.

Works every time

 

[eldoguy]

Answer the phone, and then say wait a minute, and leave the phone unhooked!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I like the AC/DC idea. I usually say "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?" repeatedly...
or "Do you want my goodies? Why don't you want my goodies? Are you..."

 

[Trump]

What was the question again I can't focus thanks to Amy's gif!!!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

What was the question again I can't focus thanks to Amy's gif!!!

Hahaha that's Vida Guerra being her naughty lil self