Texts From Bennett

[Art Mann]

THESE ARE TEXT MESSAGES I EXCHANGE WITH MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN BENNETT. HE IS A WHITE BOY THAT THINKS HE'S A CRIP, WORKS AT AMOCO, HAS A GIRLFRIEND NAMED MERCEDES, AND IS ONE OF THE MOST UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY AND BRILLIANT SOULS ON THE PLANET.
HE HAS NO IDEA I DO THIS BLOG. YES, THIS IS 100% REAL.

Yup, it's a funny time waster ...

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[Fullthrottle]

It's funny chit man!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Omg hahahahahah just priceless. Thanks Art!!

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Sounds like a certain poster on here.

 

[Legit]

Hilarious

 

[Slick]

It was funny in the beginning but towards the end it sounded fake.

 

[a 1 player]

Sounds like a couple of my younger Facebook friends,

 

[PussyScientist]

Not bad :toocool::toocool:

 

[Brent]

That was funny and fun reading just to pass the time as you quoted.

 

[Kylie Daniels]

I laughed so hard at the 'rockwilder' texts. ahahahahahaha This guy is a character!