The 3 second rule.

[Prick]

If you drop your food on the floor. You have 3 seconds, maybe 5 seconds to pick it up and continue eating it.

If your ex wife or bitch in law falls down. You don't need to pick her up.


Prick's new rule.

 

[Luckydog]

:biggrin2:

 

[Falconero]

 

[DannyDevito]

Welcome back Prick. When are you leaving again?.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Hi Prick! What other rules do you follow?

 

[God]

What took you so long little prick?.

 

[The Voice]

Welcome back prick.

 

[Admiral]

As they say.

You can never leave.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

 

[Wazzap]

Why did you leave in the first place?. I forgot.

 

[Prick]

Hi Prick! What other rules do you follow?

Don't sleep with another man's wife unless she is really really hot.

Smoke and drink all you want. You only have one life.

 

[GUEST]

Don't sleep with another man's wife unless she is really really hot.

Smoke and drink all you want. You only have one life.

I hope you are not a parent.

 

[Bacardi]

Did you really break a rule if you didn't get caught?

Nope, there isn't any proof :biggrin2:

 

[Oilcan]

Is there a 4 second rule?.

 

[Bathballs]

She deserves at least 10 seconds.

 

[Senor Gomes]

She deserves at least 10 seconds.

She must do Mexican.

 

[Cybermike]

Hmmmmmm