Saw this circulating on the interweb. Resonates with my conservative, right-wing ass...
"Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted
to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both
of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If
you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She
replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her
parents beamed with pride!
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're
President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told
her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and
trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery
store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use
toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work,
and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." "
:LMAO:
"Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my
neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted
to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both
of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If
you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She
replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her
parents beamed with pride!
"Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're
President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told
her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and
trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery
store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use
toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work,
and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." "
:LMAO:
