The AND Game

[Ang]

Mrs. Ang asked Guido to take off his cross....he declined, and Mrs. Ang being the holy person she is....just couldn't do the wild thing with Guido. He hung his head and cried and.................

 

[Analme]

Called Anal to step in and

 

[Jawbone]

Ang was disgusted, he picked up the phone to call 911 and

 

[Ang]

Amy answered in a very sultry voice asking if I needed mouth to mouth and.............

 

[Guido]

Ang replied, no sweet Amy, my little pecker is wrapped in gauze because of a snake bite but Guido could put your luscious pouty lips to good use and

 

[jumpingjackflash]

if Guido is too small, you can call 694repo and

 

[Fullthrottle]

the line was busy and

 

[Guido]

Guido was eating a Mortadella sandwich with a nice calabresi bread and:shout:

 

[peace]

realized his sandwich was missing genoa salami, provolone cheese and

 

[Robintheboywonder]

decided to go to the nearest Longos but before he could do so he carefully vacuum packed his sammich and

 

[Ang]

Gave it to Ang to eat, because he was very hungry and couldn't figure out what to eat and............

 

[Dan]

Ang devoured it as if he's was eating a freshly shaved kitty and

 

[Jawbone]

then had a bad case of heart burn and

 

[Ang]

Needed some lov'n from a sexy woman and..........

 

[Guido]

since Guido was busy with Mrs. Ang, Ang had no choice but to sign on to HUBGFE to go through the advertisers and

 

[peace]

found out that Guido's significant other is available and

 

[jumpingjackflash]

also found a review of his significant other done by Peace which stated she had hairy legs, hairy nipples and

 

[Dan]

Ang who retaliated by licking Guido's SO all over is still pulling hair out from in between his teeth and

 

[Guido]

Guido found out about Ang goosing his SO, now he's rushing over with papers in hand stating "you poked her now you own her" for Ang to sign and

 

[Guido]

Ang has now taken possession of Guido's wife and in exchange has allowed Mrs. Ang to temporarily live with Guido until a suitable replacement can be found and