The best spam e-mails

[Flash Bazbo]

I got this one the other day, with a facebook link:

"On our website people meet each other with the only aim to have sex as fast as possible"

According to the site stats, the current record is 4.3 seconds, if you believe the guy's tweet. It was probably a 'selfie'. You know these kids, and their instant gratification obsession. I've seen people have sex that fast, but only when a porn video on VHS tape was being watched in fast forward.

 

[God]

These 15 Companies Were 2015'''s Worst Email Spammers | Fortune.com

 

[TURK]

These 15 Companies Were 2015'''s Worst Email Spammers | Fortune.com

Isn't spamming illegal nowadays?.

 

[Waxed]

I got this one the other day, with a facebook link:

"On our website people meet each other with the only aim to have sex as fast as possible"

According to the site stats, the current record is 4.3 seconds, if you believe the guy's tweet. It was probably a 'selfie'. You know these kids, and their instant gratification obsession. I've seen people have sex that fast, but only when a porn video on VHS tape was being watched in fast forward.

What site is this one?.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

What site is this one?.

Sent by PM. I wouldn't post links from spam here, only the e-mail text.

 

[nntsci]

Some phishing scams are just too funny... This one got past hotmails junk filter.
Supposedly from someone called "Folcher Viviane"...

"You are the winner of the year 2017 microsoft award worth $900,000. Provide us with your phone number, name, country and age"


Funny, I can't imagine anything I've done for Microsoft to deserved nearly a million dollars. Oh well.
Sadly some people might not realize its a scam. So be warned... in case Folcher tries to give you an unearned award.
I dutifully reported this email to Hotmail as a phishing scam.
If I won an award, why don't know already know my name, country and age?

 

[Excel]

Anyone wants to share an inheritance?.

 

[nntsci]

There this one


"Be part of our team !
Kmart Shopper is looking for highly motivated individuals to work as Kmart contractors in the United States !
Learn about our available jobs and apply online here" link

 

[Flash Bazbo]

New this morning. The author probably uses google translate:

Hello

I am a lawyer and financial director of a reputable firm operating out of Panama and Cayman island.We provide discrete financial services for High Net worth Individuals, CEO's/Executives of Corporations and Senior Government officials globally. What we do is legal and within the ambient of the law, but following the leakage of the infamous Panama Papers and subsequent treat by the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ) to publish more details and release more lists not included in the first ones, practically all our clients are no longer comfortable, they wants their accounts closed and transfer their assets and cash out from this Offshore locations to be invested in the real sector of an economy in any part of the world that have good prospects.

So we are looking for Manufacturers, Real estate developers, construction companies, oil exploration companies, mining companies ETC, that will be vetted to qualify for this fund injection. These funds will be given at a 0% interest, it is not a loan, rather it will be given as a tenured operational fund, and the investor is only interested on any agreed share of the percentage of profit declared, either quarterly or yearly.

Please write me only if you believe you or your organization can be assessed for qualification and
consideration to participate in this program

Yours Sincerely,

Rodrigo Dos Santos (Procurador)