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THE CUTE-BALD Dating Site
Please do not take offence to this humourous piece of literature.
Please do not take offence to this humourous piece of literature.
Before I start, I will let you all know that I am 5'3 that's right 160cm tall, so CUTE-BALD STFU! cuz, you're taller than me! I don't have problems finding women, I have problems getting them to leave me alone! I'm decent looking, well built, humourous-delivery is everything, domesticated and house broken. Yes, I wipe my own ass!-sometimes! Single by choice and loving every minute of it. I'm also an adrenline junkie, skydiving, rafting, ziplining. Cute-Bald, if you have some humour, a nice smile, speak about interesting things, don't appear Napoleonistic, sincere-not talking to a woman's breasts-unless slow dancing. Be patient and kind, don't come off as needy, desperate or looking, just be cool if you can. Oh very important, walk tall (shoulders back, chin up, smile coyly and be happy).
The rumour is that you request bbfs, so how's that workin' for ya! The other rumour is that you desire women that are over attractive (out of your range), but if you approach those women properly, they may look past the vertical challenges. If they're not interested, but like you, they may have a friend to introduce you too! I like when that happens!
Now remember, I'm shorter than you! No complex, the only thing I have difficulty with is dunking a basketball, so instead I dunk my doughnut in many holes! So CUTE-BALD, I'm gonna try to hook a brother up:
Please take note! Danielle doesn't mention short or bald guys. You have a chance with her CUTE-BALD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YarZTR72-LA&feature=related
Be nice, CUTE-BALD or I'll bring out the heavy artilery!
Please scroll down for further humourous clips regarding CUTE BALD's persuit of a date!
The rumour is that you request bbfs, so how's that workin' for ya! The other rumour is that you desire women that are over attractive (out of your range), but if you approach those women properly, they may look past the vertical challenges. If they're not interested, but like you, they may have a friend to introduce you too! I like when that happens!
Now remember, I'm shorter than you! No complex, the only thing I have difficulty with is dunking a basketball, so instead I dunk my doughnut in many holes! So CUTE-BALD, I'm gonna try to hook a brother up:
Please take note! Danielle doesn't mention short or bald guys. You have a chance with her CUTE-BALD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YarZTR72-LA&feature=related
Be nice, CUTE-BALD or I'll bring out the heavy artilery!
Please scroll down for further humourous clips regarding CUTE BALD's persuit of a date!
