So if you have read some of my reviews or know me you have come to the conclusion that my taste in the female body runs a pretty wide gambit. The only common factor is what's between the ears and the lips around the mouth.
I tend to be a pretty aid back kind of guy and I certainly sometimes enjoy sending a woman to another planet. On o the ways I have been able to achieve this is with a remote control vibrating egg!! So now you can start to put the pieces of the puzzle together LOL:wink2:
Well to begin with I had a business engagement which meant that I would be staying over in the city for the night. Great opportunity to start a little planning. Start with a phone call to the lovely Carolyn at sassy-angels. I explain to her what I am in the mood for and who would be available for a little egg fun. Well I get a response back and the plan is starting to come together nicely. Next its off to the toy store to find an egg that will work the best. God I love those stores. The staff is always so helpful. :YMAPPLAUSE::rofl!: The deal research is done egg is purchased. remote control. 30 foot range. twelve settings and rechargeable. Shit what else could I ask for? OH Ya! Duh! I forgot I need my candidate. So now I have to wait a couple of days for the big night. So last night -knock knock knock guess who is at my door. For the guys that love spinners. Pay attention. Yes that's you TFZ11, Vocie, Raiden. Get you scooters out boys. 5'2" 109 lbs. Oh my god and what an ass. Well we sit and take care of business and then I give her this little gift bag with the egg in it and the necessary items to go with it. Jade is like a kid in a candy store with this. I swear 10 minutes max she has this thing unwrapped cleaned lubed and installed!!!:YMAPPLAUSE: Now we sit and chat some more while Jade learns to concentrate with this really great distraction running. ROFLMAO!!!! Before you know it we are having some wine having dinner sent to the room. And the whole time Jade is just riding the wave if you know what I mean.
No the facts. Jade is a great wonderful lady but if you get to know her you will soon find out that she is very intelligent ad has a monster sensual appetite. After we had played with the egg enough it needed a serious battery recharge and I needed to see just what was under that dress that I had been looking at for quite some time. Up we get off the couch and head to e bedroom. Off comes the dress and behold!!!! The entire package is right in front of me. GEEEZ!!!! I am now blessed.
raying: Now it is Jade's turn to make me squirm and beg! If this was an Olympic event she would get a medal. That's all I can tell you guys. Go find out for yourself.
Now to answer our question about "what came first the egg or Jade"
Answer. DILLIGAF (figure out the letters) Jade owned the egg.
Road hard put away wet. That's it!!!!
Look after your new toy Jade and it will serve you well!!! LOL
Thank you for a great night. I will remember this one for long time.
Thank you Carolyn for helping me put a plan together.
Guys the line forms to the right. Free scooter parking.
DILLIGAFEACE:
I tend to be a pretty aid back kind of guy and I certainly sometimes enjoy sending a woman to another planet. On o the ways I have been able to achieve this is with a remote control vibrating egg!! So now you can start to put the pieces of the puzzle together LOL:wink2:
Well to begin with I had a business engagement which meant that I would be staying over in the city for the night. Great opportunity to start a little planning. Start with a phone call to the lovely Carolyn at sassy-angels. I explain to her what I am in the mood for and who would be available for a little egg fun. Well I get a response back and the plan is starting to come together nicely. Next its off to the toy store to find an egg that will work the best. God I love those stores. The staff is always so helpful. :YMAPPLAUSE::rofl!: The deal research is done egg is purchased. remote control. 30 foot range. twelve settings and rechargeable. Shit what else could I ask for? OH Ya! Duh! I forgot I need my candidate. So now I have to wait a couple of days for the big night. So last night -knock knock knock guess who is at my door. For the guys that love spinners. Pay attention. Yes that's you TFZ11, Vocie, Raiden. Get you scooters out boys. 5'2" 109 lbs. Oh my god and what an ass. Well we sit and take care of business and then I give her this little gift bag with the egg in it and the necessary items to go with it. Jade is like a kid in a candy store with this. I swear 10 minutes max she has this thing unwrapped cleaned lubed and installed!!!:YMAPPLAUSE: Now we sit and chat some more while Jade learns to concentrate with this really great distraction running. ROFLMAO!!!! Before you know it we are having some wine having dinner sent to the room. And the whole time Jade is just riding the wave if you know what I mean.
No the facts. Jade is a great wonderful lady but if you get to know her you will soon find out that she is very intelligent ad has a monster sensual appetite. After we had played with the egg enough it needed a serious battery recharge and I needed to see just what was under that dress that I had been looking at for quite some time. Up we get off the couch and head to e bedroom. Off comes the dress and behold!!!! The entire package is right in front of me. GEEEZ!!!! I am now blessed.
raying: Now it is Jade's turn to make me squirm and beg! If this was an Olympic event she would get a medal. That's all I can tell you guys. Go find out for yourself.Now to answer our question about "what came first the egg or Jade"
Answer. DILLIGAF (figure out the letters) Jade owned the egg.
Road hard put away wet. That's it!!!!
Look after your new toy Jade and it will serve you well!!! LOL
Thank you for a great night. I will remember this one for long time.
Thank you Carolyn for helping me put a plan together.
Guys the line forms to the right. Free scooter parking.
DILLIGAF
EACE:
