The Natasha Experience

[Skinflute]

Say this blonde Russian lady for a massage of Friday afternoon. https://ottawa.craigslist.ca/ths/5392184761.html

After we were able to determine when she was available, in her first text to me she was available around 2 PM. Contacted her again after 2 PM, she said we was not available until 3.45 PM I replied saying I cannot make at that time and was to try on Monday. She then ask if I can go over sooner, I replied I was available NOW, she ays OK!! and gives me the address. I go to the address on McArthur Rd. it turns out to be her apartment number. Text her again to learn the building address. :whip:
She answers the door wearing a nice tight skirt, very good looking lady. She leads me to the massage room where there was a small mattress on the cluttered floor beside her bed. So I drop my laundry and gave her $100 feeling generous and hoping I would gain brownie points. She originally was $90 in a text message, then $85 in person
WTF :slap: for HH full nude.
She undressed, nice body, small perky nipples size A, nice small firm breast, sorry Paul, she is shaved. Her half hour massage was basically applying oil on my back with some teasing. I do the flag pole flip, she straddles me bringing her pussy close to my face learning shortly after no licking, no digits, $60. more for a CBJ then goes down to $40, No FS, no kissing, only kissing the pussy. I had to stop her when she started to jack hammer junior. After he eruption, she brings me a hot face cloth. All to say it was a complete fiasco, she speaks like a blonde who would give blondes in general a bad wrap. Her idles are Marylyn Munroe and Madonna. She kept revering to me as Baby and Mister, should have go down the street to see Cougar Lily. Can't win them all.

 

[blackram]

Say this blonde Russian lady for a massage of Friday afternoon. https://ottawa.craigslist.ca/ths/5392184761.html

Oh SF, I've known her for a long time, she works (or worked at, I'm not sure anymore) at ALO and Michelle's Massage at various times. She's had the least mileage of all of the girls at ALO, and most guys avoided her after awhile. She isn't interested in the sex, she just wants to do it for the money. She has told me that in so many words on different occasions.

 

[Skinflute]

I forgot to mention, she was drinking beer at 2:30 in the afternoon. I did not find any negative reviews of her on TERB. I did read she was at CMJ and ALO.

 

[slurp]

Yikes, that sucks SF. Too bad, she is a looker and slim with little titties, the way I like em. Hope you erupted on her face but it doesn't sound like she inspired you to great heights.

 

[paul mott]

SF that's a real bummer that you picked her of all girls, as I too had heard about her poor reputation. Judging by her ads, sounds like she's gone indy, as she says no door fees, although that's likely misleading as they're built into the total price anyway. If she called you baby that in it's self would be a turn off, just like those that call you darling all the time, but probably hate your guts.

 

[blackram]

Yeah, I hate when these girls call you baby or hun, or whatever. If they've known you for awhile, then that's okay, but not off the bat.

 

[Jingles]

Unless she is a waitress in a diner...

 

[Skinflute]

I was not impressed by her beer drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon.

 

[mmad]

I was not impressed by her beer drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon.

What?? beer anytime after noon is ok by me.
(but maybe not by an MA that I'm seeing) :wink2:

 

[paul mott]

Not so much the fact she drinks beer after 12pm, but rather while entertaining...no actually doesn't sound like much entertaining was done on her part. Hard to use her hands while holding a beer bottle! Don't you just love girls who are that classy, and yet they wonder why they're not busy.

 

[Skinflute]

The least she could have done is to offer me a beer. :Crying2:

 

[paul mott]

Hah, ha I agree, but the only problem would be that she'd be colder than the beer!! What she really wants is a drinking buddy, not a sexual buddy...Next time bring her some beer and she'll fuck your brains out, oh sorry forgot that you're not going back anyway

 

[antoine]

Would anyone be interested in a thread called "Duds" where we list SPs or MAs that should be avoided. These aren't the ones where it depends on chemistry; where some other guy would enjoy her company even if you didn't. I'm talking about the ones where you have no doubt that no one would get any value out of meeting them. I have a few of them under my belt and they are still in circulation.

 

[blackram]

Sure, you're free to start whatever threads you like.

 

[paul mott]

Personally I can't think of very many that would meet that criteria, as someone I wouldn't even take for free, someone else might love.
I like most of us, do our due diligence as best we can, so I wouldn't think the list would be very long. Some girls we've seen start out ok, but later evolve into a total avoid, such as Ally. As well, most of us tend to see certain girls quite regularly, so don't come across the duds.
Nevertheless, at least such a thread would put them in one place, verses scattered around, and as there's no search function to find what thread a particular girl might be mentioned. Some threads like Reality Check Required, have become a kind of catch all, that has a lot of broad (pun) info, but again isn't searchable by a name.

For example a girl like this would make such a thread, but I doubt any of us would consider selecting her anyway, so not much point in adding her. She's one that's been around for years, many different names and is a known drug head.

 

[antoine]

I wonder if Natasha would have ended up in the Duds thread and it would have saved Skinflute some time and money.

 

[blackram]

I wonder if Natasha would have ended up in the Duds thread and it would have saved Skinflute some time and money.

I don't think so, I think I was the last one to see her, and she was so bad, that I would've not even remembered her enough to put her on the list! :unknw: