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i'm right in there with you guys, not a bad civvie but that bush has got to be dealt with like both georges....7.5/10
 
She's a party girl, gotta give her props for that. I'm surprised that those Snoopy bikinis could hold that whole mass of bush under them. :) I got no problems with natural women and their bushes. 75%.
 
She's cute but I would need to take her out to lunch and dinner for at least a week. 5
 
Nice little runway strip but a little too thin for comfort. 5 now, 8 with about 20lbs. added.
 
i have a suspicion that she's probably 6' tall or thereabouts, hence why she looks so thin....door openings are usually around 80" and there's not much space between the top of her head and the door frame......yeah, she could stand to have a few more pounds but i can work with that......8.5/10

short story for you about tall chicks. Ok so i met this chick online and we went out a few times...she was 5'10 (or more) 36 24 36 and i'm 5-8...so we were down at the marina hanging out on my boat and we went for a walk to the marina washrooms....(saves filling up the holding tank)...and she stepped on a piece of glass in the grass, she had taken off her flip flops....

She was all in a tizzy cuz she couldn't walk back to the boat, I said, no worries, I'll carry you....she guffawed loudly, I said oh yeah, and scooped her up.....now my slip number was 23 and each slip is 12' wide so you do the math....yeah, i carried her the whole way.....and i tell you, we laughed about it later but she wasn't too hot on my analogy when i told the story....cuz i said "it looked like an ant carrying an elephant" lol.....i betcha her legs were a good 38" long themselves.....
 
i have a suspicion that she's probably 6' tall or thereabouts, hence why she looks so thin....door openings are usually around 80" and there's not much space between the top of her head and the door frame......yeah, she could stand to have a few more pounds but i can work with that......8.5/10

short story for you about tall chicks. Ok so i met this chick online and we went out a few times...she was 5'10 (or more) 36 24 36 and i'm 5-8...so we were down at the marina hanging out on my boat and we went for a walk to the marina washrooms....(saves filling up the holding tank)...and she stepped on a piece of glass in the grass, she had taken off her flip flops....

She was all in a tizzy cuz she couldn't walk back to the boat, I said, no worries, I'll carry you....she guffawed loudly, I said oh yeah, and scooped her up.....now my slip number was 23 and each slip is 12' wide so you do the math....yeah, i carried her the whole way.....and i tell you, we laughed about it later but she wasn't too hot on my analogy when i told the story....cuz i said "it looked like an ant carrying an elephant" lol.....i betcha her legs were a good 38" long themselves.....

I have to ask, did she thank you with sex at least??
 
The tall skeleton gets a 55% from me. There was a much better girl posted today.

Starting out well:

Bobos:

And finally the muffaws:
 
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