The Rate Her Muff Thread

[LickingGravity]

Party on

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Hey a chick who likes to party is great fun!

 

[tboy]

At least she is having fun.

4/10

LOL we SO think alike....that's exactly the first thought that went through my mind.....

reminds me of a story (doesn't everything?):

So I go to my local watering hole where I shoot pool just about every friday and saturday night (I should say used to). So all the regulars are there and there's a couple of hotties who are always around but not interested in me (I asked, got shot down).

So this one night the place is a little more quiet than usual and this chubby average looking girl walks over to the table and puts her money down to be the next player. She's average at best. Well, soon as we start playing she's laughing, joking, making good and not so good shots, horsing around with us regulars.

Well, it is well known around here that I'm not into chubby's at all but this chick? The more we played, the better looking she got. It wasn't that she went and changed her clothes or anything, just her attitude, playfulness, and best of all, she got my stupid jokes.

SO the music came up (they have a dance floor) and we danced and goofed around all night. I was in no way interested in taking it any further but at last call she announced that she had to go and would I walk her to her car. I did.

At the car I said to her, you're not really my type at all but after getting to know you you got hotter and hotter. I don't expect anythng to come of this but I had a riot with you tonight, you're an awesome person.....

She said "that's really funny because I thought the same about you....I thought this was going to be another boring night at the alpine and you made my night"....gave her a quick kiss and off she went.....

that night opened my eyes to one thing that always bothered me about (mostly) women in toronto: even the average ones had a "hottie" attitude. You know, where they know they're hot so act like their shit don't stink. See, I always thought: if you're average looking, you have to have something else going for you otherwise you're never going to meet anyone. This one did. She made up for her looks with a great attitude and was truly a riot to be around.

 

[BEER]

LOL we SO think alike....that's exactly the first thought that went through my mind.....

reminds me of a story (doesn't everything?):

So I go to my local watering hole where I shoot pool just about every friday and saturday night (I should say used to). So all the regulars are there and there's a couple of hotties who are always around but not interested in me (I asked, got shot down).

So this one night the place is a little more quiet than usual and this chubby average looking girl walks over to the table and puts her money down to be the next player. She's average at best. Well, soon as we start playing she's laughing, joking, making good and not so good shots, horsing around with us regulars.

Well, it is well known around here that I'm not into chubby's at all but this chick? The more we played, the better looking she got. It wasn't that she went and changed her clothes or anything, just her attitude, playfulness, and best of all, she got my stupid jokes.

SO the music came up (they have a dance floor) and we danced and goofed around all night. I was in no way interested in taking it any further but at last call she announced that she had to go and would I walk her to her car. I did.

At the car I said to her, you're not really my type at all but after getting to know you you got hotter and hotter. I don't expect anythng to come of this but I had a riot with you tonight, you're an awesome person.....

She said "that's really funny because I thought the same about you....I thought this was going to be another boring night at the alpine and you made my night"....gave her a quick kiss and off she went.....

that night opened my eyes to one thing that always bothered me about (mostly) women in toronto: even the average ones had a "hottie" attitude. You know, where they know they're hot so act like their shit don't stink. See, I always thought: if you're average looking, you have to have something else going for you otherwise you're never going to meet anyone. This one did. She made up for her looks with a great attitude and was truly a riot to be around.

Chubby Chaser :drunk:.

 

[Fullthrottle]

I rather have a chubby woman that knows how to bump and grind than a hot star fish in bed.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Come and get it, supper is ready!

8/10

 

[tboy]

She reminds me of anna torv from the Fringe tv series.......

Man, if I had her I'd tell her:

You're an FBI agent with fringe division, intro yourself as Olivia Dunham......

NOW SHOW ME YOUR FRINGE!!!! LOL

(and she did!)

 

[HOF]

Having a fur coat will keep her warm for the winter.

7.5/10

She's got more hair on her muff than I have on my head! Trim that thing!

 

[HOF]

Nice looking civvie

8.5/10 for the standards of this thread

I like her alot

 

[HOF]

Another winner....8.5/10

She's cute. Cleans up nice

 

[HOF]

Breaker 19....Breaker 19...We got a convoy coming through.

She needs to bleach her ass cheeks! She's got perma stains on those ass cheeks

 

[HOF]

I know Tboy and Bosco, I'm late with my response! Better late than never, but not in the case of the chick with the poop stains on her ass cheeks! I need to throw up!

 

[Raiden]

Come and get it, supper is ready!

8/10

Back to today, hmmmm seems to have no booty hmmm, mmmmm, yeah why the hell not I would do her.

 

[tboy]

I know Tboy and Bosco, I'm late with my response! Better late than never, but not in the case of the chick with the poop stains on her ass cheeks! I need to throw up!

mumblemumblemumblemumblemumblefrickenassholeforrepostingthepoopypicturesagainmumblemumblemumble

 

[Smooth]

mumblemumblemumblemumblemumblefuckinghilariousmumblemumblemumble

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

12/24/10 Girl #2032

12/24/10 Girl #2032

Looks like that's a huge butt plug in front of her.

Very nice indeed.

8/10

 

[LickingGravity]

Is she smoking a joint? Nothing says Christmas like a French Maid costume , butt plug , joint and a very decent looking girl. You gotta like her attitude

 

[tboy]

-1 for the goofy shoes......

But yeah, she's better than the sunshine girls we've been getting lately.....

Is that an elf costume I see? YUM

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

12/24/10 Girl #2034

12/24/10 Girl #2034

Ho..Ho..Ho

 

[tboy]

woof woof woof!