The Rate Her Muff Thread

[papasmerf]

Yikes it looks like she ripped some poor guy's Johnson off. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight,

threw up quite a bit into my mouth with that one

Excuse me while I wash my eyes out too.

 

[pumping iron]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! 1/10 :???:

 

[Cycleguy007]

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Runs out of thread screaming!!!!!

 

[tboy]

OMFG......I think I should have put a caveat when I started this thread that you do NOT have to post the daily pics.....I mean, omfg I'm scarred for life....that was even worse than the one from the other page.....and no, that does NOT mean you have to reprint it here......

I am seriously nauseous now.......

Just thinking though, you have to give her credit: not only does she not give a rat's ass what she looks like but she's not afraid to show it. That's the optimist in me, trying to find the bright side on the dark side......

 

[oagre]

It's time the mods stepped in. This thread has gone too far. It is now a public health matter.

 

[papasmerf]

OMFG......I think I should have put a caveat when I started this thread that you do NOT have to post the daily pics.....I mean, omfg I'm scarred for life....that was even worse than the one from the other page.....and no, that does NOT mean you have to reprint it here......

I am seriously nauseous now.......

Just thinking though, you have to give her credit: not only does she not give a rat's ass what she looks like but she's not afraid to show it. That's the optimist in me, trying to find the bright side on the dark side......

She could be the perfect gauge in most bars.

Drink until she begins to look good............Then you know you are very drunk.

 

[Smooth]

Yikes it looks like she ripped some poor guy's Johnson off. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight,

I am betting she would find a bunch of gentlemen that would slam her for free. :gasp:

 

[papasmerf]

I am betting she would find a bunch of gentlemen that would slam her for free.

Line forms behind SMOOTH

No pushing, no fleeing once you are allowed on the ride.:arf: :whip:

 

[Guido]

LMAO, I am after Papasmerf. Who's going to be the 4th man with balls of steel?

 

[papasmerf]

LMAO, I am after Papasmerf. Who's going to be the 4th man with balls of steel?

Actually

my job is to whip the guys till she says NEXT!!!

I am not proud of it but the pay is good.

 

[FRED]

Actually

my job is to whip the guys till she says the little blue man with the white beard and tights is NEXT!!!

I am not proud of it but the pay is good.

Go for it papa, bury your face in the bush and don't look back!

 

[tboy]

I am betting she would find a bunch of gentlemen that would slam her for free. :gasp:

yeah, but there are also guys who play with shit and fuck horses.....but I wouldn't use the term "gentleman" to describe them.....

 

[Dan]

She would have to pay me, yuk! I wouldn't be able to get hard even if I was willing to try and do her.

 

[papasmerf]

Go for it papa, bury your face in the bush and don't look back!

I just threw up again.

Thanks for helping me keep my weight down

 

[Tourist]

She could be the perfect gauge in most bars.

Drink until she begins to look good.

If I am drunk enough to find her attractive, I'd be to drunk to get it up. Not a bad thing in this case. :drunk:

 

[Raiden]

Today

Today


Actually looks better with the clothes off.
Click on the pic to enlarge, I'm too lazy to figure out how to make them bigger. CG HELP!!

 

[Cycleguy007]

Actually looks better with the clothes off.
Click on the pic to enlarge, I'm too lazy to figure out how to make them bigger. CG HELP!!

Not my cup'o'tea, but since you asked...

And check your PM for step by step instructions Ray... :great:

 

[tboy]

she's a hell of a lot better than the ones at the top of this page....*shudders*

I just wish we could move on else I'm askin the mods to delete those photos.....

 

[tboy]

I think I'm just going to ramble on and post until we get to page 7.....

YAY that one did it....phew......no more scary monsters!!!!

 

[jiggyjiggy]

I think I'm just going to ramble on and post until we get to page 7.....

YAY that one did it....phew......no more scary monsters!!!!

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!! SUCK IT UP! HERE YA GO she is from Muskoka!