The Rate Her Muff Thread

Cycleguy007 · Feb 17, 2011

THAT'S IT!

THAT'S IT!

Chunky said:
She has that Karla Homolka look about her. I'd be terrified she would cut my chunky off while I slept if she wasn't happy with my performance.

I was trying to think of who she reminded me of!

Cycleguy007 · Feb 17, 2011

D'oh!

D'oh!

AND AGAIN BOSCO BEATS ME TO THE PUNCH! :neutral:

Maurice Boscorelli · Feb 17, 2011

^^^^^^^^^^^^^Bosco is to quick on the draw for Cg today,lol.

Cycleguy007 · Feb 17, 2011

Maurice Boscorelli said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^Bosco is to quick on the draw for Cg today,lol.

**Note to self... don't teach Bosco any more "trade secrets"** :neutral:

Maurice Boscorelli · Feb 17, 2011

Cycleguy007 said:
**Note to self... don't teach Bosco any more "trade secrets"** :neutral:

It doesn't happen very often so I have to savour these moments while I can.

tboy · Feb 17, 2011

Chunky said:
Body wise I gladly would invite her into my bedroom but I admit I can't get passed the face. She has that Karla Homolka look about her. I'd be terrified she would cut my chunky off while I slept if she wasn't happy with my performance.

what do you mean IF she wasn't happy? You mean WHEN she wasn't happy.....and for someone so successful and part owner of a jew jitsu SCHOOL you'd think you'd know proper english....

It's PAST the face not PASSED you spineless bonehead.....

Chunky · Feb 17, 2011

tboy said:
what do you mean IF she wasn't happy? You mean WHEN she wasn't happy.....and for someone so successful and part owner of a jew jitsu SCHOOL you'd think you'd know proper english....

It's PAST the face not PASSED you spineless bonehead.....

You are correct I messed up, past is correct but it's JIU jitsu not JEW you dumb as a tack schlep!!!

If you want to be the grammar/spelling police at least do the job properly!!

Also please do not compare me to Brock Lesnar, that boy cannot grapple if he's life depended on it. He's a strong as a bull but doesn't have enough grappling skills.

tboy · Feb 17, 2011

LOL you're so dense this is like challenging a short bus rider to a math test:

Chunky · Feb 17, 2011

tboy said:
LOL you're so dense this is like challenging a short bus rider to a math test:

ok now this is funny, I'll give you that, BUT YOU STILL spelled it WRONG!

tboy · Feb 17, 2011

I did it ON PURPOSE you moron.......

I'm going to put you on ignore now because this is getting boring. WHen you grow a pair and finally want to show off your UFC skills you just get the word out and it'll get back to me.

And one parting shot:

You're such a moron. You say you own a jiu jitsu SCHOOL? If you actually did you'd know it is called a D O J O not a school....

Thanks for coming out, maybe you're fair better the next time.

As for your "pissing on me when I'm unconscious" being a joke? No where did you put a

in there and we BOTH know you were serious when you posted that remark. Just like I was serious when I said I invite you to try that in real life.....

Maurice Boscorelli · Feb 17, 2011

Chunky said:
You are correct I messed up, past is correct but it's JIU jitsu not JEW you dumb as a tack schlep!!!

If you want to be the grammar/spelling police at least do the job properly!!

Also please do not compare me to Brock Lesnar, that boy cannot grapple if he's life depended on it. He's a strong as a bull but doesn't have enough grappling skills.

Chunkster he spelled it wrong on purpose with the intention I believe to question your claim of validity.

While I'm here Lesnar is a great wrestler which is a form of grappling and also he did arm triangle Carwin to a submission victory so he does have grappling skills. His striking on the other hand well that's a work in progress.

tboy · Feb 17, 2011

Maurice Boscorelli said:
Chunkster he spelled it wrong on purpose with the intention I believe to question your claim of validity.

While I'm here Lesnar is a great wrestler which is a form of grappling and also he did arm triangle Carwin to a submission victory so he does have grappling skills. His striking on the other hand well that's a work in progress.

I especially liked it when Mir said Lesnar "hits like my sister" then proceeded to get an ass whooping.....I tell you one thing: if she hits like Lesnar? I'd hate to meet his sister lol....

Maurice Boscorelli · Feb 17, 2011

tboy said:
I especially liked it when Mir said Lesnar "hits like my sister" then proceeded to get an ass whooping.....I tell you one thing: if she hits like Lesnar? I'd hate to meet his sister lol....

Brock has power but what I meant by saying that his striking is a work in progress is that he isn't crisp or technical with his punches.

When facing some really good punchers like Carwin or Caine he is in big trouble standing up.

Junior Dos Santos is going to chew him up and spit him out and then that will be the end of Brock I predict. He'll retire.

BEER · Feb 17, 2011

Maurice Boscorelli said:
Thought I'd give Chunky a big present to rub out to today and maybe CG as well as I know he is fond of blonds with shaved privates,lol.

Enjoy boys no need to thank me.

I will need at least 8 beers before I consider looking at her. I am with papa

- 20/10.

Chunky · Feb 17, 2011

Maurice Boscorelli said:
Chunkster he spelled it wrong on purpose with the intention I believe to question your claim of validity.

While I'm here Lesnar is a great wrestler which is a form of grappling and also he did arm triangle Carwin to a submission victory so he does have grappling skills. His striking on the other hand well that's a work in progress.

Wrestling and tapping people out are 2 different animals. Jiu Jitsu is mainly applying and avoiding joint-locks/choke holds. Lesnar is a wrestler by nature but relies on his brute strength to avoid the locks and holds, although he has been studying some grappling after the Mir fight. Another example of wrestlers having trouble mastering the holds are Batista and Bobby Lashley.

Lesnar did do much better than I ever thought he would . His freak of nature strength carried him to the title.

BTW yeah, TASSUME/TGIRL has me on ignore.

arty:

arty: I guess I won't be needing all these smoke alarms I just purchased with my Canadian Tire points.:go:

Bubba · Feb 17, 2011

BEER said:
I will need at least 8 beers before I consider looking at her. I am with papa

- 20/10.

BTW you owe Papa a few beers.

0/10

BEER · Feb 17, 2011

Bubba said:
BTW you owe Papa a few beers.

0/10

Sure will pay with your credit card. Send it over.

Maurice Boscorelli · Feb 18, 2011

2/17/11 Girl #2127

2/17/11 Girl #2127

I think she's waiting for me to dive in.

7/10

tboy · Feb 18, 2011

the photo doesn't do her justice...I think she's better than it appears.....I'm with Bosco though, a 7/10 .....

Cycleguy007 · Feb 18, 2011

I'll pass for now... :???:

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