The reason

[Beef Jerky]

I go to the movies.





Is to eat popcorn.

 

[BEER]

The reason I watch Sunday's NFL games



Is for the gambling aspect.

 

[Admiral]

I stopped paying for SP:


Is because I lucked out with one.

 

[Boing]

I don't eat MacDonald s' food is because of the heartburn afterwards.

 

[Madman]

I go to the washroom

because I have to!

 

[TINY]

The reason it's raining so much lately is...

Because of the hurricane.

 

[Virus]

I sleep in on Sundays is to relax my body from grueling six days of 12 hours work days.

 

[Butch]

The reason I am alive is only because I got smarter than my habits.

 

[Anto]

The reason I am alive should be my parent's fault :-Cool/"

 

[RAWD]

The reason why I keep trying is that I truly believe that I can do better, and so can you.

 

[-b]

The reason I go to the gym....

to socialize and keep my body moving even when in pain....

 

[Transient]

The reason I am wearing boxers today...

I just wanted the boys to swing free.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

The reason I say yes so much

is because life is better for everyone when you are a positive person.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The reason I talk to Amy about my Amish Midget Fetish is because she never says NO to me about participating in it.

*Runs*

 

[Oilcan]

The reason Mondays sucks because it comes after rest Sundays.

 

[mctaggar]

The reason that I try is I think I have the ability.

The reason that I fail is I actually don't have the ability.

But I will never know unless I try. Hmmmmmm