Made with Love

The remember this thread. Post things you say "Yes I remember that".

One more and make what you want out of it. Thought it was funny.

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
And whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,'
If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone..'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day andall night.
He made love to her all the next day,
Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was BlueBird's cousin,
Was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.

She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
Then he made love to her all day,

Made love to her all night,
Made love to her all the next day,
Made love to her all the next night, but YellowBird wouldn't die!

Why ???
OH, come on... Take a guess !

Think about it,































.....................
Everyone knows..
You can't kill Two Birds With OneStone !!
 
Freedom of speech has taken a back seat to political correctness. I'm of the opinion that racism exists among every race, it's not just a white man's game as the political correct elitists like to proclaim.
 
Prim0 said:
Perhaps I stand corrected.....I thought Arab was more likely the race, since there are plenty of non-muslim arabs in the middle east.
You are more or less correct..
Islam is the religion.
Muslims are those who practice it.

However the idea that all muslims are of Arab decent is a falsehood.
As with any "religion", people come to it from all races and cultures.
 
Prim0 said:
Perhaps I stand corrected.....I thought Arab was more likely the race, since there are plenty of non-muslim arabs in the middle east.

Arab is one of those terms that can meet both a nationality (from "Arabia") or a race (like "Asian" but referring to those from the middle east instead of far east). Personally, I don't like the term, as it is used derogatorily too much. But you are correct, Primo, there are many non-Muslim middle eastern ("arabs") people. It would be like calling everyone in North America "WASPS".
 
Baz said:
Freedom of speech has taken a back seat to political correctness. I'm of the opinion that racism exists among every race, it's not just a white man's game as the political correct elitists like to proclaim.

Indeed, Baz. Most people don't get the message when I quip "Two things I hate: prejudice and Chinese" as being completely contradictory. We all have some measure of predjuice or racism in us, no matter how hard we try not to exhibit it or even acknowledge it.
 
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People keep giving them money.

[h=1]Kenneth Copeland, Jesse Duplantis, defending their private jets[/h]
 
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