15600 times
Using your average time to vinegar stroke, you've spent around:78000minutesof your life shaking the ketchup bottle.
Or in a more readable way, that works out to be: 54days, 4hours, 0mins
Getting a little bit more graphic; if you were to work out the amount of baby batter that amounts to, you'd be looking at something like 20528 ml, which in a more (or perhaps less) digestible format is about: 36.12 pints If you're interested in the calculations, you can .
Now let's assume you live to the ripe old age of 84, the current expected age for a man. Were you to continue to beat the meat as often as you are now, you would have another glorious:10556 times to look forward to. Which, if you're going to make some space in the diary, is about :36 days, 15 hours, 40 mins
It's also another: 21.46 pints or so that you're going to have to find tissues for
