The thread for a 1 player to post in when no one is around thread.

[Raiden]

The boots are nice but it's the black leather minnie with the buttons that has my stare, DAMN!:spiteful:

 

[SillyGirl]

It took 4 toys and some vitamin Z, but I think I'm finally done having my way with myself. :music:

 

[SillyGirl]

The boots are nice but it's the black leather minnie with the buttons that has my stare, DAMN!:spiteful:

hehehehe...it's a most-effective secret weapon! :wink:

 

[Raiden]

hehehehe...it's a most-effective secret weapon! :wink:

Secret weapon or more like a baited hook. I'd bite on that juicy bait!:spiteful:

Sorry Blissful, I hope I'm not cutting your grass!:he:

 

[SillyGirl]

I am no one's grass.

 

[Insertion]

I am no one's grass.

Does that mean you have a nice smooth um, ya know:spiteful:

 

[SillyGirl]

A nice smooth what?

Gosh, I have no idea what you're talking about. :dontknow:

 

[Dan]

A nice smooth what?

Gosh, I have no idea what you're talking about. :dontknow:

He's referring to you sweet naughty bits:spiteful:

 

[SillyGirl]

WaxGirl tortures my naughty bits on a regular basis. :sad:

 

[a 1 player]

WaxGirl tortures my naughty bits on a regular basis. :sad:

Speaking of which, it's just about time for me to wax my mankini line.

 

[SillyGirl]

Speaking of which, it's just about time for me to wax my mankini line.

You do it yourself? :shocking:

 

[a 1 player]

You do it yourself? :shocking:

Some things are just not meant to be shared.

 

[SillyGirl]

ouch. I couldn't do that to myself. :no:

 

[a 1 player]

Actually, I do it with a straight razor now. Steady hand required. No coffee prior.

 

[Insertion]

Oh I love waxed naughty bits. Thank you Dan for the perfect name and thank you Silly for sharing the fact you have nice smooth naughty bits.

a 1 in your case, too much information!:toocool:

 

[a 1 player]

a 1 in your case, too much information!:toocool:

Hey, I'm a sharing kind of guy!

Remember, this is MY thread. You don't have to be here.:na:

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Hello? Yoo Hoo I was told there was a party going on here? Helloooooooooooo



Hmph, guess I am late, again, dammit.

Looks like it was quite the party though, balloons, empty bottles of who knows what and is that a blow up doll?????

Holy crap, what kind of sick perverts live in this place?

O.M.G. The dishwasher is full of DILDO's DAYUM, big ones too. Is that a double ender?????

Oh, I am sorry, someone left their GOAT? Come on, who puts a garter belt and stockings on a goat for crying out loud.

Buncha sicko's if you ask me, I do not want to go see what the hell is clucking in the closet.

Getting the hell out of here before someone comes back with a chimp in a tutu.



muttergrumblebunchasickos.

 

[a 1 player]

Getting the hell out of here before someone comes back with a chimp in a tutu.

You make it sound like that is not a normal thing.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

I did not say it was not normal, it could be embarrassing if said chimp recognizes me is all.

 

[Fullthrottle]

Nothing wrong with chimps until they grow up and want to rip the owners arms off.