The thread for a 1 player to post in when no one is around thread.

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Yum raspberries
Nature's candy
God's confectionary
I'm stuffed and exhausted and a little delirious

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

It's un a cep ta boo

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

If you like penis coladas
And gettin caught in the rain

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

This is boring

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

You sexy motherfucker
Shakin that ass shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Water rocks

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Ironic juxtapositioning

 

[SillyGirl]

It turns out that drinking in the afternoon makes me do bad, bad things. :blush::blush::blush::blush:

Dear Lord, please don't let me end up on the Muff thread! :tongue:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Sexy stuff SG

 

[Transient]

It turns out that drinking in the afternoon makes me do bad, bad things.

Dear Lord, please don't let me end up on the Muff thread! :tongue:

Were these involved?

 

[SillyGirl]

Were these involved?

No, not at all. Just a toy, a cell-phone camera, and a phone.

It was awesome! :biggrin:

 

[Transient]

Is that why you kept asking me to call you! Was that phone on vibrate?


I broke a young ladies phone trying that once! Or at least gave the phone a serious seizure.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Toy description wanted pretty please

 

[Transient]

I think she used this.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Lmao
Well I shouldn't laugh. I've tried that

 

[Transient]

The vibrating phone or the wiffle ball bat? :biggrin:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Check and check

 

[SillyGirl]

It was not a wiffle-ball bat! Just a normal everyday vibrator. Pink. Mostly set on high. I think the batteries are starting to go.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Someone sweet bought me my first vibrator recently. Its purple and studded and he even made sure I have plenty batteries! Mmmm I think I just found something else to do while being myself all over the bed

 

[SillyGirl]

I can't be myself any more tonight, I'm tapped out.