The what have you learned lately thread.

[Butch]

Come on guys, share the wealth.

I learned to never take 100mg of Viagra after 2 martinis. My eyes were watery all day and didn't get hard till 2 hours later. Plus my face looked like I just came out of a suntan bed. :Crying2:

 

[Google]

Today I learned that cops in Massachussets can now fine you $20 for swearing. I had to look that one up.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Today I learned that it is possible to be extremely aroused and angry at the same time. And that one feeds the other so naturally.

 

[God]

Today I learned <AGAIN> never to argue with a mad woman.


Never again.

 

[a 1 player]

Today I learned that apparently I have an ego the size of a zeppelin.

I need a second opinion.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Today I learned that apparently I have an ego the size of a zeppelin.

I need a second opinion.

and you are ugly.
How's that working out for you?

 

[SillyGirl]

I learned that some bitches are true cunts.

 

[HoneyBee]

today i learned

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I learned that if you disagree with Honeybee you get called a retard.

 

[HoneyBee]

I learned that if you disagree with Honeybee you get called a retard.

hey its not my fault you can't read or comprehend even the simplest sentence

in your case : I learned that your are a retarded racist

 

[Jesus Quintana]

HA! Little do you know.

 

[HoneyBee]

HA! Little do you know.

true, for sure it's little

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

The tiniest bit of sparkly glitter on a piece of clothing for fashion's sake gets all over every fkin surface imaginable including one very married man's car seat. Ooooooooops! Handy lint roller brush in purse to the rescue. Sort of

 

[Madman]

Today I learned <AGAIN> never to argue with a mad woman.


Never again.

That's my sister your talking about!

I learn something new everyday. Today I've learned that I should've stayed in bed!

 

[Boing]

Today I learned that lobster and my stomach don't get along.

 

[anon1]

Moldy bread is no substitute for real antibiotics.

 

[PussyScientist]

I learned that some bitches are true cunts.

You've met my wife :SayWhat?:

 

[Percy]

Not to eat Squid in korea.

https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-bl...-womans-mouth-161454043--abc-news-health.html

Here's one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman's mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing "severe pain in her oral cavity" when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal but continued to feel a lingering "pricking" sensation.

Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had "small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms" lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid's live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman's mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a "cement" that attaches the sperm to a wall.

Not to worry, calamari lovers. Most Western-world squid preparation removes the squid's internal organs, leaving only its muscle for eaters to enjoy, according to Danna Staaf, who writes the blogSquid a Day, published on Science 2.0.





Seafood, anyone?

 

[SillyGirl]

So far today I have learned two things.

If you have two CVS bags in your car, and one is full of trash and the other full of prescriptions, it is very important to throw the correct one into the dumpster.

If you spill acetone on your coffee table, it will strip the finish.

I hope I don't learn anything else today. Damn-Not too smartDamn-Not too smartDamn-Not too smart

 

[Transient]

One more thing SG. Don't do your toenails on the coffee table! :NoNoNo: