There are No Small Cocks.....Just Big Pussies.

[papasmerf]

You sought an answer that you knew would not be given by me. You intentionally asked the question in mocking fashion knowing full well I would not answer it. This type of behavior is not becoming of one who is mature and I've always felt is reasonably grounded based on prior posts.

Well actually I was hoping you would have given a simple answer of each and everyone of us is different.

Not all pegs fit well into all holes but for each peg there is a proper hole.

Nothing sexual in that answer.

 

[-b]

Madam, I do not discuss what I do behind closed doors as some seem to believe is quite alright to do so here with vivid details all in.

Sometimes sharing can help bring about better sex.....or love making.....People have
to share their experiences with sex.....And I am sure you know why....Right....

So if there is something you are doing that you can better do then asking would
be helpful.....

 

[TROOPS]

Reminds me of this Curb Your Enthusiasm episode LOL

What a great find................that was hilarious.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Dude, you got to offer more than an appetizer

 

[oldguyzer]

Dude, you got to offer more than an appetizer

How'd you get the picture of Baz???

 

[Art Mann]

How'd you get the picture of Baz???

Good to know Ida has a sense of humor.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Good to know Ida has a sense of humor.

Now I know why Baz doesn't discuss his ex life,lol.

 

[Baz]

Now I know why Baz doesn't discuss his ex life,lol.

I do not have an ex wife so I'm not sure who you are referring to. I'm also fit and trim and am not the flasher in the picture by any means. On a side note I have always enjoy Larry David's humor. Curb Your Enthusiasm was one of our favorite shows.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I do not have an ex wife so I'm not sure who you are referring to. I'm also fit and trim and am not the flasher in the picture by any means. On a side note I have always enjoy Larry David's humor. Curb Your Enthusiasm was one of our favorite shows.

That should read ''sex'' and not ''ex''.

So you say you are fit and trim eh? Post a pic so we can evaluate then.

 

[oldguyzer]

I do not have an ex wife so I'm not sure who you are referring to. I'm also fit and trim and am not the flasher in the picture by any means. On a side note I have always enjoy Larry David's humor. Curb Your Enthusiasm was one of our favorite shows.

 

[TROOPS]

Please do not compare me to Troops. I'm not impressed by his demeanor towards women.

Come on baz. Lets go have some fun together. Let me buy you beers at Jilly's Strip Joint. We'll take a roll of loonies and toss it at the stripper on stage. The first one to trap a coin in her fat rolls, is the winner and the loser buys dim sum afterwards.

 

[-b]

Do they have a Sex Life.....?

 

[ida]

Blissful, please tell me why our sex life is any of your concern? I don't believe it is and if you must know, it's wonderful on every level.

Troops, you must be a very young and immature man. Let's set the record straight, my husband DOES NOT frequent strip bars, he never has and never will.

 

[papasmerf]

Ida you present this

 

[ida]

You're a disgusting man. To even express your feelings in this fashion to a woman is disgusting behavior and shows one's true colors.

 

[Pullmyfinger]

You're a disgusting man. To even express your feelings in this fashion to a woman is disgusting behavior and shows one's true colors.

LMFOFOL.

Is it true Baz has a small winnie?. :biggrin2:

 

[ida]

LMFOFOL.

Is it true Baz has a small winnie?. :biggrin2:

Why do you ask, are you a homosexual?

 

[TROOPS]

LMFOFOL.

Is it true Baz has a small winnie?. :biggrin2:

Baz does not have a small winnie.....................Ida just has a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge pussy.

 

[-b]

Blissful, please tell me why our sex life is any of your concern? I don't believe it is and if you must know, it's wonderful on every level. .

Well you both say that it is great and you love each other....Plus you both do not
think of anybody but the other.....Well if you are human, people think about others
sexually. both sex even if they are married....

Sharing your sexual fun in writing is just a way of sharing....that all....
Plus it makes you seem real....to communicate and share....
There is nothing wrong or bad to enjoy stories about sex and love..
It is like reading a Romance Novel....

You both have too much hang ups......I think being on here will help you grow
and realize that Sex is fun......

 

[Madman]

Ida, anyone ever tell you how sexy you are when you're angry!:wink2:

sorry baz, just a statement not intended to cut your grass!