Things Guys Do When They're Alone

[Boing]

Go ahead and post yours.

 

[Anto]

Besides masturbating?.

 

[Beef Jerky]

 

[Warl0ck]

Drink. Jack off. Watch porn. Jack off to escort ads. Fart. Watch endless hours of TV interrupted by jacking off. Sleep.

 

[JJ Mitchell]

 

[Prick]

Absolutely nothing.

 

[Waxed]

Hug the converter.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Drink. Jack off. Watch porn. Jack off to escort ads. Fart. Watch endless hours of TV interrupted by jacking off. Sleep.

I did not know you were supposed to do that stuff in private.
Now I know why that lady in the Tim Horton's was looking at me with that disgusted look on her face.

DILLGAF

 

[DannyDevito]

Where do I start :spiteful:Hmmmmmm

 

[Admiral]

This question has been beaten to death over the years as only single lonely men can reply to it.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Where the hell did they get this list from?