Things men do wile thinking with the wrong head.

[Roger]

I left my sister's graduation after 5 minutes. A babe eyed me so had to return the favor.

Sister didn't speak to me for months.



You reckon Sandoval is in the dog house :-Cool/"



hat's one way to move your attention away from a dismal season.
Boston Red Sox slugger Pablo Sandoval was benched by manager John Farrell ahead of Thursday night's game against the Atlanta Braves after a blogger caught the 28-year-old Venezuelan liking photos of a woman on Instagram during the previous night's game.

Jared Carrabis of Barstool Sports called out Sandoval during Wednesday night's 5-2 loss in Atlanta.
“Not to blow up the dude's spot, but uh...is Pablo Sandoval on Instagram during the game?” Carrabis tweeted.

Sandoval later admitted to using Instagram during the game, according to Boston.com.
Red Sox players are expected to ditch their devices – phones, tablets, computers – around 40 minutes before first pitch, according to an ESPN report earlier this year.

Sandoval, a three-time World Series champ with the San Francisco Giants, is hitting .270 this season with six home runs and 23 RBIs.

Wednesday night's Instagram “likes” have since been removed.

https://www.torontosun.com/2015/06/...enched-for-liking-women-on-instagram-mid-game

 

[Wanker]

If he was batting 300 with 20 home runs, none would say blip.

 

[Prick]

So easy.



Marriage.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Things men do while thinking with the wrong head?

1. Unprotected sex.
2. Answering BP ads with pictures of Asian Pornstars they will never ever have a chance of seeing.
3. Posting threads asking "has anyone seen this girl" when it's clearly a picture of Kate Upton.
4. Going to an incall, finding the person there to be, by their accounts, "the most repulsive human being of the opposite sex" and then staying because they "drove all that way."
5. Trying "porn moves" with an escort without the proper training or background in geometry or physics.
6. Buying expensive and unpractical sport cars in the hopes of impressing the opposite sex into thinking you penis is enormous.
7. Buying lap dances from a stripper because you know although she dances for everyone, you're somehow special and she's grinding EXTRA hard for you.
8. Agreeing to see ANY movie with Elizabeth Heigl in simply because you hope to get to feel your date up in the balcony. WTF!
9. Masturbating to female celebrities.
10. Posting terribly private matters on internet discussion boards that.........

Never mind.

 

[bolt.upright]

You appear to have a lot of time on your hands today, Your Eminence.

 

[God]

Wake up wondering ' Who is she'?.

 

[Wise Guy]

Shoot.

 

[User-E]

Winnipeg police helicopter accidentally broadcasts oral sex conversation to people on ground

Winnipeg police offered up their “sincerest apologies” after an embarrassing mistake — an R-rated conversation inside the police helicopter was accidentally broadcast via the aircraft’s public address system.

It could be heard by people on the ground as the AIR1 chopper flew through the west end.

In a press release, police acknowledged “some content of the conversation was inappropriate.”

People took to social media to describe what they heard using the hashtags #whoops and #speakerphone.

One of the tweeters told the CBC that she overheard the conversation with friends and that they were “shocked.”

“It was a hilarious and inappropriate human blooper moment,” Natanielle Felicitas told the CBC.

A police spokesperson says high-ranking officials, including Chief Devon Clunis, are reviewing what happened.

 

[Boing]

Winnipeg police helicopter accidentally broadcasts oral sex conversation to people on ground

Winnipeg police offered up their “sincerest apologies” after an embarrassing mistake — an R-rated conversation inside the police helicopter was accidentally broadcast via the aircraft’s public address system.

It could be heard by people on the ground as the AIR1 chopper flew through the west end.

In a press release, police acknowledged “some content of the conversation was inappropriate.”

People took to social media to describe what they heard using the hashtags #whoops and #speakerphone.

One of the tweeters told the CBC that she overheard the conversation with friends and that they were “shocked.”

“It was a hilarious and inappropriate human blooper moment,” Natanielle Felicitas told the CBC.

A police spokesperson says high-ranking officials, including Chief Devon Clunis, are reviewing what happened.

I have new heroes.