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Things Men/Women do differently.

[h=1]3 Ways Men Are Different Than Women -- And Why That's Good[/h]Some women love being around men. If you are one of them, I'm sure you've noticed how different a man's energy is from the feminine energy of your girlfriends.
Yet for many women, it's easy assume men think and act like women... just with different bodies.
This way of thinking can create tremendous frustration for you when you're trying to get your needs met in a relationship.
That's why I'd like to share these three tips about men that you can put into action to your advantage and theirs.

1. Men love making you happy.
That's a shocker, isn't it? But men really do want to make you happy. The key lies in knowing how to ask them for their help so they'll want to do anything for you.
The other key is not telling a man how to do what you've just asked of him.
If you want help from a man, graciously and appreciatively accept what he does for you, even if it's not exactly what you wanted.
A man will feel beaten down by you when he thinks nothing he ever does is right in your eyes. And that's when he stops trying to please you and make you happy.

2. Men can only focus on one thing at a time.
This is as area where we expect men to be like women, but because of human history going back to the caveman days, we are totally different here too.
For men to hunt, they had to focus on their prey and how they were going to bring this prey home as food for their family. If they started admiring the way natural plants beautifully draped the entrance of their cave, they'd become prey rather than hunting it themselves.
Men can only focus on one thing at a time. Keep this in mind when you ask a man to do something, and then start piling other tasks on top of it. He literally can't.

3. Men don't want you to bend like a pretzel for them.
So many women have told me how they lost themselves in a relationship trying to please the man in their life.
Why do you do this, ladies? Because you did everything to keep your caveman happy so he would keep you safe and protected. Isn't it amazing how this engrained part of our DNA has continued to be part of your life thousands of years later?
However, men don't expect you to bend to the breaking point for them or even want you to. They actually are attracted to women who have their own interests and the sexy inner glow those passions can spark in you.
If you'd like to go deeper on these topics, plus learn how to come into your feminine power -- as a hint, it's not lying down like a doormat or being the strongest one in the room -- check out my new book, .
Lisa Copeland is the Dating Coach who empowers strong women over 50 to attract quality men. Find out more at www.FindAQualityMan.com.

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10 Things Men Do Differently Than Women. #5 Is Priceless!

1. NICKNAMES

If Laura, Sarah, and Kate go out for lunch... they will call each other Laura, Sarah, and Kate.
If Mike, Dave, and John go out for lunch they will affectionately refer to each other as dickhead, d-bag, and $#@*!.
2. EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20 even though it's only for $32.50. None will have anything smaller and none will admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bills, they will bring out their phone calculators.
3. MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she does not need, but it's on sale.
4. BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom. A toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, soap, shampoo and towel.
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man can only identify 20 of these.
5. ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
6. FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she has a husband.
A man doesn't worry about the future until he gets a wife.
7. SUCCESS

A successful man is one that makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
8. MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does.
9. DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, workout, read a book and go to the mall.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
10. CHILDREN

A woman knows everything about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/292/10-Things-Men-Do-Differently-Than-Women-5-Is-Priceless-



 

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Guys who have older sisters generally understand women better than guys who don't.

I can read and understand womanspeak, but I don't speak the language.

I don't have any difficulty communicating with women. I do, however, have difficulty dealing with men who behave and communicate like women, and, unfortunately, there are many more like that now than there used to be.
 
Things a guy would do, but a woman wouldn't:

Eat a sandwich, while sitting on the toilet.

Trim toenails with teeth.

Hork loogies onto the sidewalk.

Pay thousands of dollars for a baseball card.

Go years at a time without using the oven in his kitchen; only the microwave, or straight out of a can.

Use a lighter, to get a better look at a woman's pussy.

Wear ten pounds of keys attached to one's belt.

Carry the stroller of a woman whom he doesn't know from the street to the subway tracks.

Watch videos of horrific injuries in super slow motion.

Jump from the garage roof onto a mattress, because someone dared him to.

Concede defeat in an argument.

Falsely claim to be infertile.

Drink cough medicine right out of the bottle.

Open beer bottles with teeth.

Jump in freezing water to save someone else' kid from drowning.

Break hand, punching a wall.

Fry June bugs with magnifying glasses.

Pick teeth with matchbook cover.

Buy a round of drinks for people he doesn't know.

Read tabloid newspapers.
 
bobistheowl said:
Things a guy would do, but a woman wouldn't:

Trim toenails with teeth.

Falconero said:
All good except for this one.

Trim toenails with teeth.

Wanker said:
But Bob does it ;/Waving://

Sarah said:
He must be pretty damn flexible.

I checked, and I am still physically capable of performing this feat, but only on my right foot, at this point.

I have not performed the feat since I was a college student, except for at charity fundraising events.

I'm sure there are a great many women who could trim their toenails with their teeth, but they just wouldn't do it.

That's another thing that women do differently from men. Women generally don't do things, solely because they are capable of doing them. Well, actually, they do, but different sorts of things, and usually only when a guy has already accepted the .
 
bobistheowl said:
I checked, and I am still physically capable of performing this feat, but only on my right foot, at this point.

I have not performed the feat since I was a college student, except for at charity fundraising events.

That's reminds me, Festivus is coming up on December 23rd - time for Feats of Strength and the Airing of Grievances!
 
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