Things people say that really hurts your feelings.

[Butch]

You don't have any manners.

But I do, I think :unknw:

 

[PussyScientist]

You are not a good kisser.

 

[papasmerf]

that looks like a penis, only smaller :Crying/:

 

[RAWD]

Is it in yet?

 

[papasmerf]

Is it in yet?

and your proper response is


maybe but one car can only take up so much space in a parking ramp.

 

[RAWD]

and your proper response is


maybe but one car can only take up so much space in a parking ramp.

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

 

[papasmerf]

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

look, I found a watch

 

[God]

You don't exist.

 

[Boing]

You are so short.

 

[socialstrat]

"You're the kind of guy girls marry."

(Great... after they're tired of all the exciting and good looking ones! Yay, me.)

 

[BEER]

Is that before or after drinking?

 

[socialstrat]

Is that before or after drinking?

Usually around the time I'm unsuccessfully trying to convince them to have sex with me.

 

[oldguyzer]

I think we should be just friends

 

[TINY]

I like you a lot but just like a brother.

 

[thesun]

I think we should be just friends

or...It's not you, it is me.

 

[HOF]

I think we should be just friends

Great fuck-buddy! Not you Oldguyzer, the female.

 

[HOF]

I'm not a relationship type.

 

[HOF]

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[Senor Gomes]

I hate it when they make fun of my scooter.

 

[oldguyzer]

I hate it when they make fun of my scooter.