Things that are guaranteed.

[Guido]

I saw this link a few days ago. Tried Google but too many too links but Facebook has one that we can add on to it.


10 FUN FACTS:

1- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2- You can’t count your hairs.
3- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4- You just tried No.3.
6- When you did No.3 u realized it’s possible only u look like a dog.
7- You’re smiling right now because you’re fooled.
8- You skipped No. 5.
9- You just checked to see if there’s No. 5
10- Share this with your friends to have some fun too.

10 FUN FACTS:

1- You can’t wash your... - Jonathan Saccone Joly | Facebook

 

[Admiral]

Besides, death and taxes?.

Not much else.

 

[nntsci]

entropy
the conservation of momentum
gravity
decay

 

[LarryB]

Works for me.

3- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out

 

[God]

Most friends are jealous of you.

 

[DILLIGAF]

Besides, death and taxes?.

Not much else.

You can ad to that list that ALL politicians are crooked.

DILLIGAF

 

[Curly]

Leafs fans will always pay to watch their team even when they are the worst team in the league.

 

[Alomar]

Haters and depression.

 

[nntsci]

Haters and depression.

The powertrain on my car... for 5 years... which is now up.

 

[Mordarus]

Guaranteed you will tell a person you will regret if you are high on booze or drugs.

 

[Cutmasta]

When you try to rob a MMA gym.

 

[nntsci]

why just show his feet?

 

[JJ Mitchell]

Fighting on fast food franchises.

 

[bolt.upright]

why just show his feet?

Really lousy camera operator.

 

[Leo]

G.I.C.

 

[nntsci]

Really lousy camera operator.

LOL... I presume it was to protect the guys identity, but why not say that... and why