Things You Do Not Miss From Your Ex

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What I do not miss from my ex.....

No More Anal
No More BJ
No More Face Fucks
No More waking up to somebody poking me....
No more BJ again and again and again
No More 2 minute warm up for me in Fore Play....What the fuck was that....
No more smelly ass
No more cum that taste terrible.....

:rofl1:

 

[LadyRaven]

no more ex

 

[a 1 player]

To which ex are you referring?

 

[Boing]

To which ex are you referring?

How many does she have?

 

[a 1 player]

How many does she have?

Oops, I meant 'to which of my exes are you referring'?

 

[Wanker]

Yes the old two minute warm up. He must have been a young man.

 

[MUSE]

no more ex

Took the words outta my mouth!

 

[HOF]

What I do not miss from my ex.....

No More Anal
No More BJ
No More Face Fucks
No More waking up to somebody poking me....
No more BJ again and again and again
No More 2 minute warm up for me in Fore Play....What the fuck was that....
No more smelly ass
No more cum that taste terrible.....

:rofl1:

I lost 125 pounds of super bitch!

Now I get bjcim/cof/sw as many times as I can get it erect.

The bitch gave me a dutch oven, so I stuck it in her ass! I did lube my tube first.

I lost another 470 pounds (her father, mother & sibling)

No more garage sales, why the hell would I want someone else's garbage? There's a reason they're getting rid of it.

No more honey do lists! I just wrote fuck you honey on the bottom anyway! I'm watching sports with hand down my boxers. If you'd like to spend quality time get over here and suck my cock!

No more 'HEN' parties as I arrive home from work! Although while the "HENs" were cackling, I was in the bedroom watching TSN and rubbing a huge one out thinking about two of her friends in the other room! On 'HEN' days, she was always horny and sex was great because I was thinking about her friends! That came to a quick halt when I screamed Miranda, I want your ass. My ex-wife's name was Karen!

 

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No more cooking...clean...washing his clothes....
No more being nervous if I fuck up something...
No more yelling and screaming at me...
No more of him being Jealous of Escorts....I can not help if I was better...
with some....:666:
OMG it is feeling good to just start moving on....:biggrin:

 

[peace]

ohhh geeez, your ex doesnt sound like a good person. No one should put up with it. I understand there are many tangible and intangible problems within a relationship but once a person demeans or treats you like dirt, leave quickly as possible. Unfortunately, it s easy to say it than doing it.

Regarding my exes...all of them were good people....except for one whom was always moody and angry. Man that was one tough ride for me but I came out better for it....how? I dont tolerate nor put up with it anymore.