This is the best time to call in sick

[Ozzie]

https://metro.co.uk/2016/11/16/this-is-the-best-time-to-call-in-sick-6261213/#ixzz4QBbSMzhk

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I can never call in sick. The world needs me.

 

[User-E]

According to a study of 1,000 employees conducted by market research company Attest, the best time to call in sick is Tuesday morning at 6.38am.

The best excuse for pulling a sickie is referring to ‘stomach problems’.

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[Boing]

I don't feel very good. It's Monday.

 

[User-E]

I don't feel very good. It's Monday.

I will write you a note if you want to take the day off work. Or I can call your boss and pretend to be your doctor.

 

[papasmerf]

I still remember calling my father-in-law in dead.....The morning he died.

 

[User-E]

I still remember calling my father-in-law in dead.....The morning he died.

That's the best excuse for calling in sick.

I remember you mentioned before that you've been declared dead twice. Was that due to illness, accident ...?

 

[papasmerf]

That's the best excuse for calling in sick.

I remember you mentioned before that you've been declared dead twice. Was that due to illness, accident ...?

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One of each.

Trust me death is easy, it's life we need to work at.