This or That?

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Bacon

Firing squad or hanging

 

[papasmerf]

Firing squad

Hanging or Chunky?

 

[peace]

neither

thick or huge

 

[papasmerf]

thick bacon



Spanish or French?

 

[peace]

je ne parle pas francais nor spanish...

rain or snow

 

[papasmerf]

Snow


Front or back?

 

[peace]

back

left or right

 

[papasmerf]

Right


tea or milk?

 

[Insertion]

Tea, milk gives me the runs.


Toilet paper or a nice soft fallen maple leaf?

 

[papasmerf]

Soft 2 ply


New or used?

 

[peace]

new

being a genuis or a physically strong person

 

[Guido]

Genuis= more money=more babes.

Rich and single or poor with a perfect wife?

 

[peace]

rich and single= you can always hire one....

perfect wife or 4 times a year of free 2 month vacation including everything

 

[papasmerf]

Perfect wife...........her insurance will cover the vacations


You expected less or more?

 

[peace]

less= less disappointmet

6 pack stomach or 8' inch penis

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

6 pack is easy ,8'' not so much

Day on the lake or day on the ocean?

 

[peace]

ocean

deaf or blind

 

[Dan]

Deaf, as long as I can see and feel the lovely ladies I am happy.

Bananas or navel oranges?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Bananas, no homo

Watermelon or grapes?

 

[papasmerf]

Watermelon

A dry wine or Dr Pepper?