Those with a hairy ass.

[Fatso]

Does wiping your ass after taking a dump feels like trying to get peanut butter out of a Persian rug?

Tough life eh?.

 

[Prick]

Shave your ass dude.

 

[SiNbaD]

Does wiping your ass after taking a dump feels like trying to get peanut butter out of a Persian rug?

Tough life eh?.

 

[MEAT]

Use your fingers next time.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Troops? Is that you?

 

[BlueBalls]

Shitty thread.

 

[Senor Gomes]

Candyman has a relative.

 

[Bubba]

Damn-Not too smart

 

[HOF]

I don't get it

This might help!

 

[oldguyzer]

Not first thing in the morning....gee, thanks...that McMuffin has lost it's appeal....

 

[McGuinty]

I have to trim my ass hairs with my clippers

 

[oldguyzer]

I have to trim my ass hairs with my clippers

I know a little blue guy who wields a mean chainsaw, if it will help...