Thought of the Day

[DonCorleo]

Tequila must be Spanish for "floor hugger".

Been there.

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Real men encourage you, not discourage you! Real men want a smile on your face, not tears! Real men don't call you names unless it's Honey, Baby or Sweetie! :girlkiss:

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

If you need a friend, text me. :fixer:
If you need a laugh, call me.

If you need a hug, stop by. ({})
If you need money, this number is no longer in service. :search:

 

[Prick]

Real men encourage you, not discourage you! Real men want a smile on your face, not tears! Real men don't call you names unless it's Honey, Baby or Sweetie! :girlkiss:

Hi sweetie :heart:

 

[papasmerf]

Revenge is a dish best served cold but Apple Pie can be served hot or cold.

 

[eqtrader]

I read this somewhere and thought it was funny:

Success is like pregnancy. Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

papasmerf:
Revenge is a dish best served cold but Apple Pie can be served hot or cold.

Am I the only one thinking "American Pie" right now?

 

[eqtrader]

It might be! I can't remember though, I must be getting old

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Sorry eqtrader,

I was trying to "mini quote" papasmerf and as usual couldn't figure the techy stuff out, so I had to edit my post to add his thought manually (the old fashioned way).

:blush: SS

 

[papasmerf]

papasmerf:
Revenge is a dish best served cold but Apple Pie can be served hot or cold.

Am I the only one thinking "American Pie" right now?

Those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that we die............

So Bye Bye Miss American Pie drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Fuck.. now I have that song in my head.....

 

[papasmerf]

and the paper hold their folded faces to the floor and everyday the paperboy brings more,

 

[ChaosTheory]

If you need a friend, text me. :fixer:
If you need a laugh, call me.

If you need a hug, stop by. ({})
If you need money, this number is no longer in service. :search:

I need all those....

Thought of the day: I should call Sinful Sophia

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

papasmerf,

It's an Awesome song, but I was thinking of the famous PIE scene in the movie, "American Pie".

Think of me as the dark haired smurfette. ;

 

[papasmerf]

papasmerf,

It's an Awesome song, but I was thinking of the famous PIE scene in the movie, "American Pie".

Think of me as the dark haired smurfette. ;

Dark hair is good

But the movie shows the generational differences

 

[eqtrader]

Aw dang Sophia you weren't replying to me? :wink:

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

papasmerf,

Let me share my "Charlie the Rooster" joke with you.

The farmer was concerned that Charlie may not be doing his job all that well anymore so he decided to shake things up by bringing a younger rooster into the hen house. Charlie and the younger rooster, who shall remain unamed, settled the debate the only and best way they could think of, by lining all the hens up, young and old as well.
Charlie started at one end while the younger rooster started at the other and here is how it went:

Charlie = "Thankyouuu chicken ... thankyouuu chicken ... thankyouuu chicken ..."
Younger Rooster = "Thankyouchickenthankyouchickenthankyouchicken sorry Charlie thankyouchickenthankyouchicken ..."

You Decide which is Better!

 

[papasmerf]

Better is slow raosted with butter and rosemarry

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

You know how they say, "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.", well I say, "If life gives you lemons, stuff them in your bra to make your boobies look bigger." Spoken from a bonafide member of the 'itty bitty titty committee'. :yahoo:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

and the paper hold their folded faces to the floor and everyday the paperboy brings more,

Not quite American Pie.....