Made with Love

To all the divorced and separated ones out there?

Women are like used cars.

A man drives the best car he can afford. He gets it, has that new car smell, takes it for a test drive before leasing/buying. After a while when the new car smell is gone, he's put many miles on the odometer, went through one too many speed bumps and maintenance is getting costly, he decides to trade it in or sell it. The new guy that gets the car will be excited in it, since a car will always be new to someone else, especially when he doesn't know about all the speedbumbs.


No boy dreams of driving a Toyota or Volkswagen growing up. Boys dream of driving a Ferrari or Lamborghini’s growing up. Who the hell wants to buy an old jalopy with 75,000 miles? Men will buy what they can afford regardless of the wear and tear until they can afford something newer and better. So in reality, boys do not grow up dreaming of the average girl. They dream of the playboy playmate or hot model/celeb.

Changing tires is very expensive. So don't buy, lease, then trade in. Brand new cars smell good and you'll have less hassle with them
 
Sorry Firefox, but you are so wrong on so many levels, it will be interesting to watch your education unfold here.
 
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