LickingGravity
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To Exercise, Or Not - Thoughts of a SedentaryPerson
1. It is well documented that for every mile thatyou jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spendan additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
2. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now 97and we don't know where the hell she is.
3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavybreathing again.
4. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound.Apparently you have to show up.
5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iam doing.
6. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would haveput them further up our body.
7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
10. If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.
11. I don't jog - it makes the ice jump right outof my glass.
I think #10 is particularly sage advice
1. It is well documented that for every mile thatyou jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spendan additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
2. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now 97and we don't know where the hell she is.
3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavybreathing again.
4. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound.Apparently you have to show up.
5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iam doing.
6. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would haveput them further up our body.
7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
10. If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.
11. I don't jog - it makes the ice jump right outof my glass.
I think #10 is particularly sage advice
