Today's SP ad translation

[Eddie401]

"Courtney - Caution - Smokin' hot with the face of a goddess - Irristable - 21"

Spelling is exact.

Translation

"After one date you will have a smoking hot burning sensation when you pee. I have the face of a goat and am mentally unstable."

 

[mmad]

Am I reading a bad experience here Eddie?

 

[Skinflute]

I would say your translation is VERY accurate.