Kirk Lazarus
Reviewer
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2009
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Thank you @Sassy Angels; for sponsoring the contest for Blue Jays tickets, of which I was the lucky winner. Below is my review of the tickets to the Blue Jays game courtesy of Sassy Angels.
https://sassy-angels.com/
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I was in the mood for a multiple hour encounter, so I was looking through the ads. I decided to call @Sassy Angels; and spoke to the booker. The agency recommended that I book @muckin;. I was a little hesitant as there were no pics of muckin but put my trust in the agency as they provided me with good recommendations in the past.
So the encounter was set for Tuesday night. I put in an outfit request asking that muckin wear something that expresses his passion. So the time came and I was getting nervous since there were no pictures and no reviews of muckin. But I figure, what the heck, may as well TOFTT.
The encounter was set up so we would go out on the town for a bit and then take it from there. Sassy Angels mainly does incall at their downtown location, but I chose the option for an outcall. So when the time came, I got the text that muckin was downstairs ready for me. Instead of buzzing him up, I went down to meet him as we were going to do a meet and greet first.
When I got down to my lobby, I saw him standing there. Wow...that was my first reaction. He did take my outfit request into consideration and wore a little (well really a big) number that expressed his passion. He was wearing a jersey with BJs written all over it. So, muckin's passion is BJs. :shocking:
He greeted me with a fist pump and a "what's up man". Hmmm...he was a little scruffy looking, but I thought to myself, hey, I'll give him a chance. Maybe his personality will make this a fun encounter.
Muckin's outfit was a propos as I had planned this encounter to happen at the Blue Jays wildcard game against the Baltimore Orioles with Sassy Angels supplying the tickets from the contest.
So we headed down to the Rogers Centre, but I made sure to keep my distance and not walk too close to muckin. Outside the Rogers Centre, we stopped at one of the hot dog vendors to grab a sausage. Man, muckin has skills eating the sausage. After dressing up the sausage with non-spicy condiments, he threw away the bun and went to town on the sausage bareback using only his hands and mouth to eat the sausage without bun. He alternated between licking the relish off the sausage and BLS where he was Bacon bits Licking and Sucking. Once we got inside the Rogers Centre, we walked around soaking in the atmosphere of a do or die game. As I mentioned, muckin is not MCOT (my cup of tea), but I went with the flow.
The sausage wasn't enough for him and he wanted a beef sandwich. The food was expensive, but the sandwich was pretty big. Huge slices of beef where stuffed into the sandwich to the point where the slices of roast beef were hanging out of the bun. Well, muckin had no hesitation digging into the sandwich. We devoured the sandwich by starting some DATY on the slices of meat and licking the juices oozing from the sandwich. By the time that he finished the sandwich, the only evidence of the existence of the sandwich was some white goo dripping down his chin. I think it was mayo...but not sure.
Muckin's DATY on the sandwich was just the beginning. He now wanted a BBC. "What? You want a BBC?" I asked. So I got him not one, but two BBCs. He was double fisting the BBCs and loving it. He was chugging the BBCs back like there was no tomorrow. Finally, he had satiated himself of the BBCs and just sat there in a stupor :wacko:. Good thing he couldn't take anymore BBCs because the Rogers Centre had run out of Baileys, Bananas and Chocolate to make any more BBC. So within an hour of my encounter with muckin, it was clear that he loved BJs, DATY and BBC.
As we sat down for the game, muckin couldn't sit still. During the game, he switched into MPOS. He would be standing one minute, then sitting the next minute, then he would bend down like standing doggie to tie his shoe laces.
The game itself was exciting and full of drama. It was an intense game. It was tied 2-2 heading into the 11th inning. I could feel that the night was coming to a climax as muckin was getting louder and louder. And then BOOM! It happened! The night essentially ended with a huge money shot with muckin looking up to the heavens, eyes closed, mouth wide open and letting out a tribal scream that could be heard for miles. I knew that the night was over at this point. This was the peak, the climax, the ecstasy, whatever you want to call it...the huge money was delivered. Edwin Encarnacion had hit the winning home run to end it all.
Wow, that was intense. After coming down from a high, we headed to a bar to relax and decompress after a hectic multiple hour encounter. After a beer at the bar, muckin just laid there like a starfish. I guess he was exhausted from the BJs, sausages, BBC, MPOS and the money shot. I said my good byes to muckin with a fist pump and was on my way home.
Oh what a night!
https://sassy-angels.com/
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I was in the mood for a multiple hour encounter, so I was looking through the ads. I decided to call @Sassy Angels; and spoke to the booker. The agency recommended that I book @muckin;. I was a little hesitant as there were no pics of muckin but put my trust in the agency as they provided me with good recommendations in the past.
So the encounter was set for Tuesday night. I put in an outfit request asking that muckin wear something that expresses his passion. So the time came and I was getting nervous since there were no pictures and no reviews of muckin. But I figure, what the heck, may as well TOFTT.
The encounter was set up so we would go out on the town for a bit and then take it from there. Sassy Angels mainly does incall at their downtown location, but I chose the option for an outcall. So when the time came, I got the text that muckin was downstairs ready for me. Instead of buzzing him up, I went down to meet him as we were going to do a meet and greet first.
When I got down to my lobby, I saw him standing there. Wow...that was my first reaction. He did take my outfit request into consideration and wore a little (well really a big) number that expressed his passion. He was wearing a jersey with BJs written all over it. So, muckin's passion is BJs. :shocking:
He greeted me with a fist pump and a "what's up man". Hmmm...he was a little scruffy looking, but I thought to myself, hey, I'll give him a chance. Maybe his personality will make this a fun encounter.
Muckin's outfit was a propos as I had planned this encounter to happen at the Blue Jays wildcard game against the Baltimore Orioles with Sassy Angels supplying the tickets from the contest.
So we headed down to the Rogers Centre, but I made sure to keep my distance and not walk too close to muckin. Outside the Rogers Centre, we stopped at one of the hot dog vendors to grab a sausage. Man, muckin has skills eating the sausage. After dressing up the sausage with non-spicy condiments, he threw away the bun and went to town on the sausage bareback using only his hands and mouth to eat the sausage without bun. He alternated between licking the relish off the sausage and BLS where he was Bacon bits Licking and Sucking. Once we got inside the Rogers Centre, we walked around soaking in the atmosphere of a do or die game. As I mentioned, muckin is not MCOT (my cup of tea), but I went with the flow.
The sausage wasn't enough for him and he wanted a beef sandwich. The food was expensive, but the sandwich was pretty big. Huge slices of beef where stuffed into the sandwich to the point where the slices of roast beef were hanging out of the bun. Well, muckin had no hesitation digging into the sandwich. We devoured the sandwich by starting some DATY on the slices of meat and licking the juices oozing from the sandwich. By the time that he finished the sandwich, the only evidence of the existence of the sandwich was some white goo dripping down his chin. I think it was mayo...but not sure.
Muckin's DATY on the sandwich was just the beginning. He now wanted a BBC. "What? You want a BBC?" I asked. So I got him not one, but two BBCs. He was double fisting the BBCs and loving it. He was chugging the BBCs back like there was no tomorrow. Finally, he had satiated himself of the BBCs and just sat there in a stupor :wacko:. Good thing he couldn't take anymore BBCs because the Rogers Centre had run out of Baileys, Bananas and Chocolate to make any more BBC. So within an hour of my encounter with muckin, it was clear that he loved BJs, DATY and BBC.
As we sat down for the game, muckin couldn't sit still. During the game, he switched into MPOS. He would be standing one minute, then sitting the next minute, then he would bend down like standing doggie to tie his shoe laces.
The game itself was exciting and full of drama. It was an intense game. It was tied 2-2 heading into the 11th inning. I could feel that the night was coming to a climax as muckin was getting louder and louder. And then BOOM! It happened! The night essentially ended with a huge money shot with muckin looking up to the heavens, eyes closed, mouth wide open and letting out a tribal scream that could be heard for miles. I knew that the night was over at this point. This was the peak, the climax, the ecstasy, whatever you want to call it...the huge money was delivered. Edwin Encarnacion had hit the winning home run to end it all.
Wow, that was intense. After coming down from a high, we headed to a bar to relax and decompress after a hectic multiple hour encounter. After a beer at the bar, muckin just laid there like a starfish. I guess he was exhausted from the BJs, sausages, BBC, MPOS and the money shot. I said my good byes to muckin with a fist pump and was on my way home.
Oh what a night!
