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IN-Call TOFTT - Vanessa @ Garden Of Eden

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(this one’s long)


Vanessa (Garden Of Eden)


Rating - 8.8 - Highly Recommended


Well I prebooked an appointment on the 26th, but due to a family get together I had to cancel. I didn’t no show. I cancelled under my temp email on December 23 at around 5:00?

I managed to book another appointment with a different phone on the 28th, namely today. When I met her she told me she only wanted to meet two people a day, so I was her first today.

(edit) - Even though I mentioned thinking about no showing I am actually very respectful of people's time. The most damage I ever did was give people the run around on the internet. During appointments I make sure I'm there at least 45 minutes ahead, if not more in advance. Sometimes I've been known to wait 3 hours before an appointment, and I don't have a car (end edit)


This review happened today:


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When I walked in she looked different then her pictures. Because I’m honest I’ll state this. Garden Of Eden usually photoshops their pictures, sometimes this can happen. Do not misunderstand, she is a very nice, dare I say hot, looking woman. I was not disappointed with her looks at all. I’ve met a lot of hot women, can’t honestly say she’s the hottest, but certainly ranks up there.

This is not B&S. She really is Vanessa.

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She was rather kind to me, and I became a bit shy. I was in no rush to hit the shower, we hit it off right from the start and there was a lot of chat, partly at my request. Let’s just say she lead an interesting life.


After the shower we talked a bit more. I felt a bit curious about this one. I didn’t see a review so I’m going light on the actions. I basically humped her leg, and stomach a little, while looking at her nice chest area. After she did some light oral on me, mostly hand.


I stopped her, and told her to cuddle a bit. I never said this to another escort, but she really liked me. We chatted yet again, while I groped her. She told me she’s disappointed with the Toronto scene, and kinda indicated that I’m the only nice guy she met. She also mentioned the internet and how she felt it was crazy and unnecessary to talk about her personal business.


I told her I tried to defend her, (I erased those comments, but I did mention her safety). She said that I’m a nice guy and that the other guys on the internet are more or less crazy. I repeat, I’m nice, your crazy.


After I told her were running out of time. She pulled me hard with her hand, then we went into mish. I came before her, but she rubbed herself to completion. She told me she felt tired with you guys, but she got along well with me and I think honestly enjoyed herself.


After leaving, at the door, I told her, “stay safe honey”. Believe it or not this became a one minute conversation about how she loves, Nicole, Garden Of Eden, I’m a sweetheart, and how she wishes I could come back and meet her when she’s in town.


If you guys aren’t such jerks, she might just come back. Next time be more respectful.
 
I think this review begs for a Cole's Notes version:

TOFTT Vanessa @ Garden Of Eden
$450 hand job/quickie/motivational talk with my life coach

(this one’s boring)

Vanessa (Garden Of Eden)

Rating - 8.8 - Highly Recommended

I guess she wasn't as busy as we all thought, taking two people a day, and still having availability on her last day. Go figure.

(Edit) I like to toy with people's heads online, but in general I'm a very respectful person. I like to show up to appointments 45 minutes early, and wait around the door so I can play a game of, "Who saw the escort before me?" I like this game. Sometimes I'm so excited to see a girl, I'll set up a tent outside the incall building the night before. (End edit)

This review happened today:

This is not B&S. She really is Vanessa. (Bravo! For once, something wasn't too good to be true!)

I played the sad puppy part (as per usual), and she took the bait. I forgot why I was there, so we talked.

She's a model and from America... Very interesting.

I went to take a shower, and after we talked a bit more. I couldn't help myself so I laid her on the bed and dried hump her leg and stomach. She asked me if this is the way all Canadians fuck?

She gave light oral with her hand... Don't ask.

I stopped her, and told her to cuddle a bit. She mumbled to herself, 'Wow this is going to be the easiest $450 I've made."

More chat. Bashing of the people on HUBGFE. You meanies! I rubbed it in that you guys are all jerks, and that I'm the nicest guy of all.

Realizing time was almost out. More HJ. Mish. I came before her (story of my life).

I hate when I do this, but this always happened, before leaving, at the door, I told her, "I'm Batman."

She was in awe.

Don't ever dispute any pictures you see online. There is no such thing as too good to be true. Jerks.
 
BM57, how would you compare Vanessa facially to June Patrick? IIRC, you rated June a 10/10.
 
I hope I didn't pinch a nerve Batman. Props and much thanks goes to you for checking her out. I'm sure the majority of us are upset that we hurt her by disputing her pictures, but the way I look at it, no one was trying to attack her personally. We were just trying to do the research to see if this wasn't a B&S. Remember, not too long ago, there was an incident with Alisa's photos from GOE.
 
For $450 does she like it if one plays with her culito :blush:
 
Just out of curiosity. What time was your appointment today?


Thanks


Nicole.
 
So she is the model? Grats man, I think you're one of the few guys on this forum that can say he banged a Maxim model! :D

And thanks for the review! Funny as always.
 
Batman you came through in flying colors, except dude you paid 450 for a massage parlor session and you asked for it? Glad you had fun though.
 
A $450 TOFTT. You are the man. Thanks for your review and glad you had a good time.
 
Let it go, that was the past.

You had a good time with Vanessa, now move on.

If you can't, deal with Nicole privately like she requested.
 
Then deal with it privately, that way she can speak with you more freely.
 
Then deal with it privately, that way she can speak with you more freely.

Now what fun is that?? Would you send a sexy lady to privately deal with playing with herself or would you prefer to watch??:wink:
 
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