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Toilet Seat Up or Down? Does it matter?

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One thing that women do with toilet seats that drives me crazy, and probably most men are those plushy toilet seat cover covers. Once you put one of those on the toilet seat cover, it's guaranteed that you won't be able to get the toilet seat to stay up by itself without holding on to it! It's only women that find those god-awful things attractive, and because they never need to have the toilet seat up, they see no inconvenience there. We guys need that toilet seat to stay up by itself, as both our hands are needed to stand up and urinate. We don't have a 3rd hand to hold the toilet seat up too.
 
One thing that women do with toilet seats that drives me crazy, and probably most men are those plushy toilet seat cover covers. Once you put one of those on the toilet seat cover, it's guaranteed that you won't be able to get the toilet seat to stay up by itself without holding on to it! It's only women that find those god-awful things attractive, and because they never need to have the toilet seat up, they see no inconvenience there. We guys need that toilet seat to stay up by itself, as both our hands are needed to stand up and urinate. We don't have a 3rd hand to hold the toilet seat up too.

I use one hand to hold my dick and the other one to hold the cover. Unless I've been drinking, then it's goes where it lands.
 
Anyone catch last night's South Park episode? 1601 Reverse Cowgirl..... just priceless!
 
The seat is down and the lid closed....

Do you realize that when you flush water comes out of the toilet
I watched a health show about it......so it covers your toothbrush if
the sink is near the toilet or anything else....so the seat is down...
Also my male cat like playing in the water......
 
Danolo said:
I pee in the sink...

You are not ever coming to my house........:no:

Why not just pee in the heating vents.....:don'twantto-see:/
 
Blissful said:
You are not ever coming to my house........:no:

Why not just pee in the heating vents.....:don'twantto-see:/

you say pee in the vents like it is a bad thing
 
Blissful said:
You are not ever coming to my house........:no:

Why not just pee in the heating vents.....:don'twantto-see:/


I'm probably wasting my time, but I'm going tell you why I pee in the sink...of course, women can't, they just don't have the equipment. And in fact some men can't, particularly if the sink is set too far back in the counter top. :)

Anyhow, I pee in the sink because, when I pee in the toilet, it splashes and makes a mess. A simple wipe with toilet paper does not get all the tiny droplets that go on the floor, or elsewhere. So, I pee in the sink and then, I wash my hands and let the water run, rinsing down the sink bowl and to allow any residual pee to be flushed out of the trap.

I do this every chance I get, except in public washrooms, of course, or where they have urinals.

Besides, there's an element of naughty fun to it...
 
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