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Toilet Seat Up or Down? Does it matter?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Al Bumin
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One thing that women do with toilet seats that drives me crazy, and probably most men are those plushy toilet seat cover covers. Once you put one of those on the toilet seat cover, it's guaranteed that you won't be able to get the toilet seat to stay up by itself without holding on to it! It's only women that find those god-awful things attractive, and because they never need to have the toilet seat up, they see no inconvenience there. We guys need that toilet seat to stay up by itself, as both our hands are needed to stand up and urinate. We don't have a 3rd hand to hold the toilet seat up too.
 
One thing that women do with toilet seats that drives me crazy, and probably most men are those plushy toilet seat cover covers. Once you put one of those on the toilet seat cover, it's guaranteed that you won't be able to get the toilet seat to stay up by itself without holding on to it! It's only women that find those god-awful things attractive, and because they never need to have the toilet seat up, they see no inconvenience there. We guys need that toilet seat to stay up by itself, as both our hands are needed to stand up and urinate. We don't have a 3rd hand to hold the toilet seat up too.

I use one hand to hold my dick and the other one to hold the cover. Unless I've been drinking, then it's goes where it lands.
 
Anyone catch last night's South Park episode? 1601 Reverse Cowgirl..... just priceless!
 
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