Too Fat for Love

[Smooth]

I have a large friend who dresses well and has a biker type look about him. He actually does very well with the women. Like A1 he talks a good game and seems to usually land the lady he chooses.

 

[a 1 player]

I have a large friend who dresses well and has a biker type look about him. He actually does very well with the women. Like A1 he talks a good game and seems to usually land the lady he chooses.

lol, Am I your biker looking friend?

 

[Smooth]

Wouldn't that be freaky!

 

[Boing]

It is tough being short. If you are over 6' tall they call you big guy. If you are under 5'6 they call you fat boy.

 

[Italiana]

okay, FIRST thing, GUIDO's SISTER is actually someone on here? Oopsy (from before) Second...is Blissful GUY OR GIRL?? I'm so confused (we've never met, lol) and last...CMC (your new name)...absolutely
♥

 

[SillyGirl]

okay, FIRST thing, GUIDO's SISTER is actually someone on here? Oopsy (from before) Second...is Blissful GUY OR GIRL?? I'm so confused (we've never met, lol) and last...CMC (your new name)...absolutely
♥

It's confusing getting to know a new board, isn't it?

No, Guido's sister isn't on here, as far as I know. Bliss is a civilian girl, as am I.

Welcome to the board, bella. :smiling:

 

[SillyGirl]

CMC..you speak of your weight as though you are powerless to change it, which you are not. I know it is discouraging to think about having a lot of weight to lose...a few years ago I was pretty fat. The thought of having to lose 60 lbs. was just overwhelming, it seemed impossible.

So I didn't think about it like that. I figured I might not be able to lose 60, but I could certainly lose 5. And when I did I thought well that wasn't so hard, I could do that again. It took a couple years but eventually I lost 5 lbs. 16 times. Then I was too skinny and actually struggled to gain some back. Now I'm at the perfect weight for me and I pay close attention to keep it that way.

5 lbs., dude. Anyone can do that.

 

[Madman]

Sillygirl that is great advice, a little bit at a time. Choke you can do it!

Italiana meet Guido's sister.

 

[-b]

okay, FIRST thing, GUIDO's SISTER is actually someone on here? Oopsy (from before) Second...is Blissful GUY OR GIRL?? I'm so confused (we've never met, lol) and last...CMC (your new name)...absolutely
♥

Bella, Bella I am a woman......Now do not listen to the bad, crazy things....And Sybil is just an extra personality.....:sorry: No need to be confuse just lay your head on my lap and I will gently whisper in your ear about Guido's sister......:toocool:

 

[Guido]

Sillygirl that is great advice, a little bit at a time. Choke you can do it!

Italiana meet Guido's sister.

That is pre wax! BTW, she asked me to tell you she can't go out with you anymore because your pecker is too small!

 

[peace]

If Madman decided to use Dr. Bonner's peppermint soap, would she reconsider?

 

[tboy]

This question is coming from a fat guy; ME.

I really have trouble as most of you know finding love. I have never had a girlfriend unless you count my hand as one. My question is; do fat women also have as much trouble finding love? If the answer is yes, then why do fat girls still not give me the time of day?

I'll answer that for you: because fat women think they "deserve" the same type as hot women. You know, the GQ lawyer type who belong on the pages of a magazine? Long gone are the days when average or homely guys can expect to get dates with average of homely women. Sorry, but this comes from 40 yrs of experience.....

One thing that fat women have going for them that fat guys don't: many or most guys will fuck anything with a pulse, fat women, they can go years without it.......

When a guy approaches a woman, she makes up her mind in 2.1 milliseconds whether she will even talk to you. Therefore, even though they will deny it to their dying day, their whole first impression is based on appearance.

So my advice to you is to look your best when you're on the prowl (meaning think you'll approach a woman). The best thing to do is get a female platonic friend to go shopping with you. There are ways of dressing when you're big that will make you look good, and ways to make you look like a turd. Just look at all those pictures of fat walmart shoppers?

One thing that you have going for you: wearing a nice suit. I'm 180 lbs 5-9 and while I look ok in one, any large guy I have ever seen ALWAYS looked good in one. Now I'm not talking the suits worn by used car salesmen, a decent moores charcoal grey with a crisp white shirt and the tie, the tie makes it......

One thing that IS going for you is: women tend to want a "protector" and they equate that with size. I'm not that big so many pass me over thinking I couldn't "protect" them from the animals in the jungle. They'll look at you as being able to.

One last thing: don't worry about it. There's more to life than chasing women. I think back over the years to how much time I spent, and being disappointed with, chasing women and all that time I wasted I can't ever get back. When I adopted the female attitude "I'm here, Mr right will find ME" I have never been more content and more happier.

Shit, if the escort business was the same then as it is now? Fuck me I'd have been MORE than happy to visit one to get my rocks off and take away the edge....

 

[Blank_Dave]

One last thing: don't worry about it. There's more to life than chasing women. I think back over the years to how much time I spent, and being disappointed with, chasing women and all that time I wasted I can't ever get back. When I adopted the female attitude "I'm here, Mr right will find ME" I have never been more content and more happier.

And here I thought they liked the fat guys because they were slower. "I don't have to outrun the wolves. I just have to outrun the fat guy. The wolves will be busy noshing on his ass instead."

 

[Italiana]

It's confusing getting to know a new board, isn't it?

No, Guido's sister isn't on here, as far as I know. Bliss is a civilian girl, as am I.

Welcome to the board, bella. :smiling:

:-D hugs babes. Thank you

 

[Italiana]

Bella, Bella I am a woman......Now do not listen to the bad, crazy things....And Sybil is just an extra personality.....:sorry: No need to be confuse just lay your head on my lap and I will gently whisper in your ear about Guido's sister......:toocool:

LOL you're awesome♥

 

[Italiana]

Guido's sister is hot

 

[tboy]

And here I thought they liked the fat guys because they were slower. "I don't have to outrun the wolves. I just have to outrun the fat guy. The wolves will be busy noshing on his ass instead."

LOL that could be it......who the hell knows why women do the things they do?

 

[chokemychicken]

Thank you for the advice Tboy, I will read it over again and see if I can apply some of your tips.

Italiana, I make great spaghetti and meatballs.