Topless Woman Masturbating In A Van

[Northpole]

44 year-old Vikki Myers was pleasuring herself inside of her 2002 Chrysler van, parked outside of a Red Roof Inn in Naperville, Illinois . . . where she's been staying with her three children. Yes, she'd gone out into her van to get-it-on with herself.
Unfortunately for Vikki, a cop happened to be driving by . . . and spotted Vikki, TOPLESS, through the windows of the van. (Let's hear it for women who get topless to self-pleasure. That's commitment for ya! )
At first, she told him she was just changing clothes . . . but then, the police report reads, he spotted her, quote, "adult items that were used for self-pleasuring" . . . and she confessed why she was out there.
And, for some reason, she also confessed to the cop there was a loaded nine-millimeter handgun in her glove compartment. And she didn't have a state Firearm Owners ID card. So she was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.
Too bad she came forward about the handgun because chances are, she would've gotten off . . . pun TOTALLY intended . . . with a warning.

 

[Auggie]

I like the photo, she has that JFL or Just Fucked Look with an illegal smile.

 

[BEER]

Cop should have asked her if she needed assistance :grrrrrr:.

 

[Ang]

Don't cops have better things to do....he shoulda joined in!!

 

[RAWD]

I've stayed at the Red Roof Inn. Her van was probably nicer than the room.

 

[Dan]

Yes officer I was masturbating with my dildo and btw I have to tell you, I have a loaded gun in the glove compartment.

Sheesh, he should have charged her for being as dumb as a tree stump too.

 

[Tyrell]

Why would the cop charge her. She wasn't hurting anyone. Could imagine what his friends are saying behind his back :bad:.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Why would the cop charge her. She wasn't hurting anyone. Could imagine what his friends are saying behind his back :bad:.

Maybe because she had a loaded handgun in the car and didn't have a state firearms ID card, just off the top of my head.

Or do you not feel that is reason enough?

 

[tboy]

Why would the cop charge her. She wasn't hurting anyone. Could imagine what his friends are saying behind his back :bad:.

maybe because she had a illegal firearm in her car?

I wonder if you use the same logic for drunk driving.....whuts she prablem officshure, I wust hurtin' nobody.....

 

[Tyrell]

Guess I have to use some kind of smyley when I want to be sarcastic :neutral:

 

[tboy]

Guess I have to use some kind of smyley when I want to be sarcastic :neutral:

lol yeah, that'd help a bit!

 

[Doggie]

Masturbating in public areas isnt illegal? So either way she was going to charged.

She should have got an award. Stupidest woman in US. Topless masturbating in car at public area and keeping illegal gun in car.

 

[Guido]

If I had been the cop I would have let her finish and watched. I would have forgone the weapon charges if she then would have masturbated me in return. I guess I wouldn't make for a good cop?:neutral:

 

[JackassJack]

If I had been the cop I would have let her finish and watched.

Her? christ man! she is one ugly woman