Traffic Jam

[SillyGirl]

https://now.msn.com/now/0601-bull-cow-sex-traffic.aspx

Cow and bull 'having relations' stop highway traffic

6 hrs ago



There those farm animals go again, taking the Beatles' "Why Don't We Do It in the Road" soooo literally. Traffic on a western Pennsylvania highway came to a standstill this morning, but commuters at least got to see quite a show: namely, a bull and cow "having relations in the road." "It's right in the construction zone, so it's making a big mess out there," Trooper . Dude, we don't want to know. Police couldn't get the copulating cattle to stop going at it and had to call in folks from the Pennsylvania Farm Bureau, who apparently whispered just the right sweet nothings to convince the animals to clear out. Next time, get a rooooom!

 

[Boing]

Geta rooooom :rofl!:

 

[Miner]

LOL

 

[tboy]

now that there's funny, i don't care who you are lol

can you imagine being late for a big meeting and having to explain to the senior vp that you got caught in traffic caused by a bull getting it on?

 

[jumpingjackflash]

can you imagine being late for a big meeting and having to explain to the senior vp that you got caught in traffic caused by a bull getting it on?

You would be accused of bullshitting

 

[peace]

or "bullcrapping"

 

[papasmerf]

Enjoy

 

[DonCorleo]

Enjoy

Thanks Papa, brings back memories. Can't remember if they were good or bad or what drugs I was taking then :Shhhh:

 

[BEER]

now that there's funny, i don't care who you are lol

can you imagine being late for a big meeting and having to explain to the senior vp that you got caught in traffic caused by a bull getting it on?

:music:

 

[SillyGirl]

https://now.msn.com/now/0601-blonde-masturbates-florida


Blonde's solo sex show on highway doesn't go ignored


A Florida woman decided to engage in some consensual sex with herself last night, which normally we'd say was her pleasure and privilege, except she allegedly conducted her 30-minute "ménage-a-moi" session alongside a major highway. It was hard for traffic to find some release as rubber-necking drivers made illegal U-turns and honked repeatedly at the 35-year-old blonde woman, clad only in a pink shirt. When officers were at last called to the scene, she resisted arrest with a bite and a kick, but was ultimately wrangled into a county jail, though no bars could truly contain her lower regions, which the saucy public offender continued to flash at officers. Between this and the face-eating, perhaps we're all better off driving down Florida highways with our eyes closed.

 

[Madman]

https://now.msn.com/now/0601-blonde-masturbates-florida


Blonde's solo sex show on highway doesn't go ignored


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Yikes, based on her pic I would be ignoring her ew.