Made with Love

True or False

True, it takes skilled precision to leave skidmarks

Men don't know how to do laundry
 
True I always mix the light and dark and end of with blotched up shirts.

women use sex as a hostage in a relationship.
 
Sometimes so I guess it's true.

The one thought that crosses most men's mind the most during a 24 hour period is getting laid!
 
True if we're talking about men under 50

Under cooked chicken can make one very sick!!
 
no idea
People who are currently wearing Fall clothes are nuts as summer isnt technically over
 
True, these bastards are rushing summer out!!!:grrrrrr:

Fat people get a rash in their inner thighs during summer months.
 
and people with huge muscular thighs ...true
The fall brings forth amazing tasty apples...
 
True,

peace can't find the knot to release his blue balls because he can't see past his belly. :na:
 
True assuming Peace isn't a skinny little twirp,

it's Saturday night and I don't have a hot date lined up which means if I don't think of something soon I may be pleasuring myself with the palm sisters.:grrrrrr:
 
True, not that there's anything wrong with it providing I don't have to see it.:go:

Taking Ex-lax prior to visiting an MP can have devastating consequences.
 
Absolutely true especially under the weight of a body slide.:shock: (sick bastid)

The best sex is spontaneous sex, comes unexpectedly and lasts all night.
 
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