Turn 40 today

[Agent86]

Now what, does it get better or worse?.

 

[BEER]

It's all downhill for now. You get shorter, your dick shrinks, your wife will have an affair, you lose your job.


Take up drinking.

 

[DigglerII]

Happy birthday.

Yes stock up on Viagra.

 

[dreamblade]

Or do what I did: Get a girlfriend 20 years younger than you and hobby together. :biggrin2:

Happy birthday.

 

[Butch]

Happy birthday. Time to wear hearing aids and eye glasses.

 

[Anto]

Hair thinning out there Agent :biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

It's all downhill for now. You get shorter, your dick shrinks, your wife will have an affair, you lose your job.


Take up drinking.

Shorter = osteo-arthritis
Shrinkage = PED Performance Enhancing Dick meds required!
Wife has affair(s)= Dude, your wife is my mistress and she's groovy!
Losing a job= That can happen to anyone.


Seriously what you need to watch out for is health changes, such as your eyes, hearing, diabetes, heart, stroke, weight. Eat properly and exercise.

Happy Birthday and best wishes.

 

[HOF]

Or do what I did: Get a girlfriend 20 years younger than you and hobby together. :biggrin2:

Happy birthday.

His girlfriend has great EYES! :rofl!: AKA: Big Natural Boobies!:good::blush2: Not that I was staring, much!:-Cool/"

 

[papasmerf]

Being a LEO is never bad

 

[dreamblade]

His girlfriend has great EYES! :rofl!: AKA: Big Natural Boobies!:good::blush2: Not that I was staring, much!:-Cool/"

LMAO! No, not at all. I almost asked the waitress for a bib.

 

[oldguyzer]

You young pups gotta realize that life begins AFTER 40. Stay healthy and take advantage of everything you've learned the past four decades, and life is gooooood. :good:

 

[Senor Gomes]

Time to discover the dark side.

 

[Boing]

Time to pick your nose hairs.



HB btw.

 

[L._s.]

Time to pick your nose hairs.



HB btw.

Where do you come up with this shit BOING.

Happy 40th.

 

[Boing]

Where do you come up with this shit BOING.

Happy 40th.

What you never plug out your nose hair with your fingers?. :whip: :biggrin2:

 

[Al Bumin]

Time to date 20 year olds :biggrin2:

Happy one dude.

 

[Admiral]

Your best years are ahead of you.

Trust me on this.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Happy birthday!

 

[Wanker]

Happy birthday!!

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

You young pups gotta realize that life begins AFTER 40. Stay healthy and take advantage of everything you've learned the past four decades, and life is gooooood. :good:

I second that. Having more fun now than I ever had before. Physically we may notice new issues but mentally and emotionally we are much more secure in ourselves and able to just be ourselves.
Have a happy birthday